Found out where OP lives.
Creepy Buzz Lightyear
The conversation between a stranger and I after our mutual friend left the table to go to the bathroom.
The image in my head during my job interview (junior web developer).
Benni Benassi trolling
Saw this outside of a tattoo parlor in Berlin.
Remember these words from Greg LeMond whenever you are overwhelmed by a challenging task.
Downvote chandelier (from the Dutch art exhibit Tefaf)
I am the flail of god. Had you not created great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.
Saw this outside Twitter's offices in Berlin.
MRW the professor asks me if I'm paying attention to the lecture.
Sophisticated like fucking hell.
Respect to my neighbors for their network name.
This is considered a playground in Germany.
Badass chinese proverb
Bertolt Brecht poem that pops into my head from time to time.