Mrw my boyfriend falls asleep on my butt and my legs gone numb but he says its the comfiest pillow ever and I'm debating on moving him.

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Mrw it's my birthday and my favorite site has some sort of apocalypse going on.

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Moderatly sized scottish twitter dump

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I guess my whole life is a joke.

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