Holy Shitsnacks!
Oh, dear God, it's that time of the month again.
My mom likes to send me the inspirational quote of the day. I like to suggest better options.
This joke was less than 2 seconds long, and it made me laugh like a idiot for 5 minutes
Revenge is a dish
After a year of lurking, I'm finally joining the club. Also, this is my best friend, Jameson
Raise a glass
Welcome to Family Fued, please cite your sources
MRW I re-watch shows from my youth as a 23 year-old and see all the actors playing teenagers
Life as a professional cook
If you're ever nervous about coming out, just remember what Bruce says about closets!
If these crackers were a person, I'd steal his lunch money
Can't blame a guy for trying to cut a deal
Doing a group project when you've only got three weeks of class left
MRW I am getting lots of upvotes on a comment and the post gets deleted
I'm an asshole and a hypocrite
So fuck you, Ryan
Every moment of my day as acted out by The IT Crowd
Not enough Tommy Tiernan on imgur.
By the 5th winery tour, this is what wine tasting turns into.
MERW (My eyeball's reaction when) I put in my contacts that have been in the freezing cold bathroom all night
A daily struggle for my brain
I've noticed that there's been a lot of hate towards girls who say they prefer taller guys
Sometimes I worry I'm not a good cook, but then I see this, and I feel better.
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Everyone at this place seems so fancy, and then there's me...
MRW I realized what 3 years of classic French cooking has done to me
MRW I go to the gym after 22 years of being a lazy crap
It's amazing unscripted moments like this that make me love this show
Science summed up in one gif
MRW I find something on the internet that would have helped me win an argument
When Mom knows shit's about to go down
My life as a chick with size 12 feet
In response to the penis toaster
It's been a great 10 years for America!
One of the best couples ever written for TV
Dreams do come true!
Thought of a new term today - I can't be the only one that does this, right?
Disapproving Alan
Was nervous about texting my crush. I went ahead and sent it 3 hours ago and haven't heard back. My current feelings towards my phone:
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