I work for a company that specialises in giant iced cookies.

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Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore".

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Luke, I am your baker.

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Today I get to quit a job I hate.

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Merry Selfie Day from a pair of metalheads!

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I drew a thing.

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MRW I'm told to do the job I just got turned down for, for no extra pay.

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Secret Santa Delivers!

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MRW everyone's posting about Secret Santa 2015 and I'm still waiting for last year's parcel to arrive...

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I was sacrificed by a goat once.

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