MRW I see people actually tagging their posts.
Went to the zoo with the pre-wife and tried to take a picture of her butt in the tunnels. The result was...questionable.
Slumped over, defeated. The exact moment our kitten realizes she's too big to fit under the coffee table.
Was having a conversation with a friend, and it turns out that this comes up when you type "sexy dwarf barrel" into The Google.
Someone I met the other night likes Fullmetal Alchemist
Don't look here. Look in the comments instead.
I sleep shirtless with the fan on, and this is pretty accurate.
I can't see the ticker. I have no idea who is winning.
No selfie, here's my wife's cat.
MRW someone sees my beard and asks "so, which Duck Dynasty guy is your favorite?"
You won't trick me, undercover police Taco Bell worker! I know it isn't legal here yet!
MRW a student submits a paper over one of my hobbies
For my cake day I got to see where fun goes to die
Longkitten is loooong.