NickPimpslap

11006 pts ยท September 18, 2013


English professor, published poet, and general Bad Mother Fucker.

MRW I see people actually tagging their posts.

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Went to the zoo with the pre-wife and tried to take a picture of her butt in the tunnels. The result was...questionable.

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Slumped over, defeated. The exact moment our kitten realizes she's too big to fit under the coffee table.

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Was having a conversation with a friend, and it turns out that this comes up when you type "sexy dwarf barrel" into The Google.

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Someone I met the other night likes Fullmetal Alchemist

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Don't look here. Look in the comments instead.

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I sleep shirtless with the fan on, and this is pretty accurate.

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I can't see the ticker. I have no idea who is winning.

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No selfie, here's my wife's cat.

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MRW someone sees my beard and asks "so, which Duck Dynasty guy is your favorite?"

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You won't trick me, undercover police Taco Bell worker! I know it isn't legal here yet!

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MRW a student submits a paper over one of my hobbies

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For my cake day I got to see where fun goes to die

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Longkitten is loooong.

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