NewsMuffin

211 pts ยท September 15, 2012


"In Jotunheim, the home of the giants, is Mimir's well." Welp.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crabby Dicks! Ha ha, can confirm, Maryland is crabby dicks.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh shiiiiiiit

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First one to pm me gets it, I guess?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doors open at like 7 so if someone wants my extra ticket they'll have to get there before then.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fingernails! Why does no one have fingernails anymore? You just gotta score it with your nail while you press. Literally that's it!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To me, that should say '20 hours' and '60 hours'. I didn't get the chance to join the minuteman until about 18 hours in.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I know I couldn't. He is the foreman for our company, yeah. I understand that his job is more important than mine, it's just frustrating.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I had Resource at the end of the day all through highschool. I have to say, good Resource teachers are the only reason why I made it through

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Average? Fuck off man. That shit is cray (and super old. the first one was like 2 years ago, and there have been many more since).

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He did. He knew.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

(cont) he hasn't put his tools on in like three days, it really pisses me off.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fuck me, my dad does that shit all the time, it's infuriating. I mean I understand and all, but when I'm sweating my ass off and (cont)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Honestly, #20, The Fallacy Fallacy, is the most important one here. Just because you use a fallacy doesn't mean you're wrong.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I read that as 'when the AC kicks in on a suit', and got really confused.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy hell, my dad says all of this stuff to me. And his name is Steve.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a desk like that. My dad made it for me using an old door and some sprinkler pipe. It's pretty awesome.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a construction worker, can confirm, architects are retarded.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Depends on the job. I've worked at the same place for a year now, and it seems everyone still knows more than me, even the new guys.

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

In all honesty, using > adds something important to the written language on the internet, at least for discussions and the like.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

>implying this is a bad thing

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not really available in the US, last I heard.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm an electrician. I use toggle bolts very often. I know what they can and can't do. AND THEY CERTAINLY CANNOT HOLD UP A FUCKING TV

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Is that what the mustache is for, Trebec?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Catch the Semen

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It depends. If I could take 1 to 3 people with me (who each get their own 3mil), in a god damn heart beat.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Replace America with Russia, and the girl with the scarf with America, and it's accurate.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1