Nephalem

17955 pts ยท August 28, 2012


Preposterous. Wait until I write my friends about this.

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I find this very pleasing.

3 weeks ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 1

Here's the source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOLJbngTVHg
Something that the restorer is missing, by the way, is that this type of potato peeler should be run under a stream of water to keep things running smoothly and cleanly, which he didn't in the test run.

3 weeks ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 1

#15 Easy, Nathan: the demographic is Indian men online.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For anyone curious, this type of Italian cheese is called Fontina. By law, it can only be produced in the Valle d'Aosta region using milk exclusively from the Valdostana cattle breed. That's the whole story behind that comically large stamp.

4 weeks ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 2

I'll take the porn stache over the perma bloccoli retard hair.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Then everyone clapped, and Albert Einstein himself gave the 8 year old a crips $100USD bill.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 36

#2 It's much easier than you think: just say "wooster shear".

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It says "wrong answers only".

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I'm torn on vintage appliances such as fridges and refrigerators.
On one hand, I care a lot about energy class, electricity, efficiency, and management of frost/ice build-up. which modern models excel at.
On the other, the same newer models are so thoroughly plagued with planned obsolescence and ease of malfunction that I kinda wanna revert to old pieces of junk that would survive the proverbial nuclear explosion and don't need the damn WiFi to function.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Turn that frown upside down, sir.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shoot them on sight. Even if you don't plan on harvesting their meat, these assholes are only good at causing massive environmental degradation and agricultural damage, and procreate very rapidly.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aboleth.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. It makes more sense now.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get yourself a partner who looks at you the same way Steve1989MREInfo looks at instant coffee type II.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

May the Murder/k/ube bless this man.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

It's a boss fight in Elden Ring called Divine Beast Dancing Lion, this clip here shows the boss changing elemental attacks depending on the dance.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The relief will be immeasurable.

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Not pictured, enough mosquitos to blot away the sun.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yo dawg, I heard you like snakes...

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Nintendies and Pokemon adults are just about as contemptible as Disney adults.

2 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 37

Some of these are hunting tactics, others are mating rituals, but what I suspect the lemur and donkey are showing is zoochosis, which is an abnormal, repetitive, and compulsive behavior developed by animals held in captivity.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

How anyone can withstand the auditory and visual atrocity of a pachinko parlor is beyond my ability to comprehend.
Also gambling is retarded. Don't do it.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Richard Kiel also played the role of Jaws, the ominous steel-toothed henchman in "The Spy Who Loved Me".

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0