NSFWUserSubMiner

1065 pts · January 17, 2017


I'm just on UserSub newest to scavenge for nsfw so if you read this and you want to contribute my inbox will welcome you (no sausages please). Jokes aside, this is just a throwaway account that I use to send messages to my real one and feel less sad :) I won't beg for nudes or such because that's degrading for both, I'm just a fisherman in the UserSub sea. Just because it doesn't seem clear enough, I have no tits, I'm a 23 year old Italian man lol.

At first I thought they were talking about childrens

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Made a cake and forgot the flour (:

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The bruh strokes

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or it will encourage it

5 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Meaning the hight is about 12-13 meters (ora about 39 foot in cheeseburger units)

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It's the Square root of the falling time not the square

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They WERE both pink

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Basically how you feel comfortable

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thumb touching index+pinkie and the others on top, but in reality there isn't an actual etiquette

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Make sure they never touch or the universe might implode

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Caucasian short guy here

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Lost hose bender

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The strand of the virus isn't new itself, covid is just a mutation

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fellow italian Nice

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So don't call yourself a piece of shit, just start with very tiny steps (ex: making your bed every morning) and congratulate yourself

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't be harsh on yourself, what those clips never show is the initial struggle and the times you give up because "it's hard"/"I don't want"

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Read the grandma part with a British accent and it becomes at least 7x funnier

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She can't catch you cheating if she doesn't exist

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sponsor a new Netflix show they spelled a giant "A" with the monoliths' location

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What if only one of those cables brakes?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't "transracial adoption" just be called adoption?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Nice

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Manco a fa così però eh

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

La verità è che ogni stato ha qualcosa per cui essere preso per il culo, tipo l'America l'avrei fatta molto più grassa e col cappello del Mc

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you have android download (not from playstore) blokada. It blocks any ad or tracker from apps

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pussy= cat/vagina

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Real question: what did you Google to find that image?

9 years ago | Likes 152 Dislikes 0

Yep, I can fap to that

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Check @OP's username

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0