MysticBummer

21002 pts ยท March 10, 2016


If this screenshot gets to the front-page I'll be.... surprised.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Inside half

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nature's perfect hotdog eating machine

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna read alot of innernet today, but I don't think it will be funnier than this. Good on ya.

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I brought this up last time to mixed results

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Not to brag but, I've done a little light housekeeping in my time.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

They mined it out and sold it as fertilizer

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Trick question, 0 times.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

COTD!

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

All these do is make ppl cry, change my mind.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is at an Accord Crosstour?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Try the "scaredy cats" podcast. First season is just wrapping up.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pumped dry of all your nutrients.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Hennepin county resident. I'm happy to pay for justice.

6 years ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 1

They ruin records FYI

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Do you have a recipe for that?

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Yeah he traded up

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Afaik they're designed for "smoothness" not hp. The century is a executive limo.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This Thrills the crab

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always feel this way too. Without the French the USA would not exist. They saved our ass in the revolutionary war.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Yes

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oofy doofy

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No thanks, im full from lunch.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oofda

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

'All fantasy everything' also

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

This is extremely impressive. Thanks OP!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's wearing gloves tho.

6 years ago | Likes 310 Dislikes 2

That's not true, it rolls and stores the dirty towel and then it's cleaned and reused at a linen company.

6 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0