Mugz

12808 pts ยท February 9, 2013


I did mean to write funk. :P Woops.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBqGp9JniXY

... Would you prefer it if it was jazz?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pigeonometry lives in my head 24 hours a day. I adore this song.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

JJ Abrams likes to set up mysteries to NOT be paid off later. He famously wrote himself into a million stupid, stupid corners on Lost, learned nothing, and then someone handed him several million dollars to make movies and he obviously decided there was nothing wrong with what he'd been doing up until that point. The answer to every Chekhov's Gun is a lens flare and a roll credits.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've finished them all, but there's a few I'm unlikely to re-read. He was but a man, after all. I'll upvote on principle but... Betting against Pratchett? Godspeed, you stupid bastard.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you've internalised some propaganda about rugged individualism there buddy

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paige, with PLENTY of lube. Think of an amount and double it.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I was 10000000% prepared to get 46 images of a gravel pile, frankly.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boots and cats.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I fully expected him to open his mouth and just say "Hey."

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I cannot belieeeeeeeeeeeeeve someone fumbled the bag on this. Devastating L.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Never work with children or animals is pretty solid advice, but I've met dogs to whom I'd loan my car.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The cursed monkey paw's finger curls toward its palm...

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh man not the double-ended buttplug.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I watched a thing a billion years ago about Koenigsegg car construction where they were gluing their shit with precision dimples in the steel to allow for the exact amount of glue in the joint to make it strong so I know that it is a valid strategy I just also know that Tesla definitely didn't think as hard about it as Koenigsegg did.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No True Scotsman arguments about fuckin' Nazis. What a time to be alive.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It certainly could be. She'd've been in her 30s - a not unreasonable age to get swept up in a pop culture phenomenon. Especially if she had kids that would name a dog Chewie.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

My father got himself put on the assisted suicide programme that was very newly instituted at the time; a botched colon cancer surgery left him in a lot of pain, and he managed to convince the board he was a good candidate. A nurse came to his house with a shot of poison and recommended a honey chaser. He died in a beanbag watching the stars with his best friend, in his own back yard. Dignity, self-determination, respect. I have nothing but nice things to say about it.

3 months ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

(Okay, I've misread it; I read "getting hubby" rather than "hubby getting." Still a colossal dick move though.)

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Furthermore: If someone cooks for you, and you refuse to eat it, you don't then make *that person* go out and get you something else! Get it yourself! This post makes me wanna call in a welfare check.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Cops started as Pinkertons. They've always been anti-working class bullies.

4 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

It looks like fucking Clooney. It's just awful. Even knowing it's supposed to be Hegseth doesn't help.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's a song but that's okay, buddy.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And I am standing here
In the supermarket
Wondering whether I can forgive myself for buying a pack of stock cubes
That has fucking palm oil in it
Fucking God dammit man

5 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Because remember in 2015
It was headline news across the world
A global conspiracy by the financial elite to hide trillions of dollars in unreachable, illegal bank accounts in Panama
And what happened there?
Oh yeah
The journalist who broke the story was assassinated in broad daylight with a fucking car bomb
And the story just disappeared

5 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

I gutted an oil lamp and stuffed it full of breathing/flickering amber/red LEDs. Can recommend.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at Mr. Cut Me Off At The Knees And Call Me Tripod over here with his magnum dong.

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

There'd be a Canadian in shorts and a t-shirt.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Australians are usually first past the post on these sorts of things. Fair play to the Irish on this one.

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0