My friend signed up for OkCupid. This was the first message she got.
Since I see it on here every day, I thought I should come clean...
My friends' and my reaction when we see a fine ass walking by
TOOOOOOOO......
Met this little guy at a bar in San Francisco. After 15 minutes of playing with him, he needed a nap...
IMGUR! LOOK AT WHAT MY SISTER MADE
When I'm going down on her and she asks if I know what I'm doing
Barney was very surprised to get his favorite wines for his birthday
Talk shit, get hit
When you get home and check the freezer for your toaster strudel only to realize your brother already ate it