MrJaunty

379248 pts ยท October 10, 2012


I enjoy chasing noises and running around in the dark. I burn pennies and watercolour paints just to see green fire. -------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------- I secretly run around at night in a duct tape mask and top hat fighting petty criminals. -------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------- I don't care about points. At all. I will even, on occasion, post something with the direct intention of getting downvoted, and have gone so far as to specifically request downvotes for some reason or another. (Example: I once went on a spree asking people to downvote me back to Bronze because it's prettier than Iron.) -------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------- Yes, I am a retarded cunt. Get over it, I have. -------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------- I am rarely, if ever, serious. I think if more people read this sentence before interacting with me, it would negate a lot of the trouble I get into. -------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------- I will not stop responding to you just because you tell me to. If you want me to stop, you have to stop first. I'm not on the internet for appearances, I don't care what you think of me, I absolutely love starting arguments, and I do not shut up. -------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------- If you're here, reading this, it's because you're either stalking me, or very angry with me. Either way, ha, I got you to visit my page. I win. -------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------- Don't let the Americans take my shoes, man. Please! -------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------- Everything you read in this bio is a lie. Even this part. -------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------- If you screenshot this and it makes the front page, I will do absolutely nothing of interest. Because I still don't give a flying rat's left testicle about points.

Anyone want to play Bingo?

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Anyone up for a rousing game of eyebrow tennis?

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Settling in for the 29th shitposts like

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I'm actually surprised I haven't seen this already.

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I'm judging you.

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Why? For the glory of Tater, that's why.

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A pirate's gotta make a living somehow, right?

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The cosmic ballet goes on...

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We're all just floating...

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When you finally find that weird shit that does it for you.

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You lot still like perfect loops, right?

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That one asshole trying to stop the 29th from happening.

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Being a boom operator in this industry is awful, let me tell you...

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Please discuss.

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Hey, Imgur. I got you a slice.

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It's like having my own personal sauna. Which, in any other circumstance, would be lovely.

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Never sneak up on a man handling his weapon.

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Turkajerb!

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Dealing with customers be like

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There's something wrong with me. In the brainpan.

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That one asshole slinging downvotes today like it's gonna do anything.

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A thought I had while driving.

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Think about it.

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True as.

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Try'na get some food when you drunk as hell.

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MRW someone asks me for information they could easily look up with a few tappa-taps.

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MRW I come across a Cera post.

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This message goes out to anybody who bothers reading it.

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Bottoms up, Imgur. It's drinking time.

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In Soviet Russia, thought for food.

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Shower thought.

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You want nostalgia? I'll give you nostalgia.

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When your coworker won't share their cough drops.

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Happy Shitscram from place and/or location.

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An Emotional Confession

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I always thought that was a little racist for a cookie.

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Truth must be spoken.

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It haunts my nightmares.

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'Member Radio Shack?

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I wish I could say I was more mature than this, but I'm not.

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In loving memory of a great man who brought us many laughs.

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Yah

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We're doing nostalgia today? Here you go, 'member Gundam: Batman?

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I'm sorry, little one...

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My mother has kittens. This was tbe closest thing to a decent picture I could get of any of them. She decided she lived in my jacket pocket.

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My job keeps me busy.

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This seems to be an unpopular opinion of late.

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The cosmic ballet goes on.

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Since we're doing selfies.

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Can someone tell me why everyone on this site is obsessed with this show?

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I stole this from somewhere. Obviously.

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It's that time again, Imgur.

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ADHD got me like

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Correction correction.

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In light of all the complaints about Russel Crowe gifs, I'd like to remind you all of Bob Kelso Day.

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Just watch, by 4, he'll be wearing four of them. Around his chest. Like a Final Fantasy.

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Posting another user's favourite reaction gif for my own point gain.

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I think we can all agree that I've won this one.

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