14700 pts ยท May 26, 2015
You want to get your parents to sell your kidneys? Because that's how you get your parents to sell your kidneys.
My dog can roll over!
Understanding only about half these as I am on my mobile device
Nope. Not enough Rooty Tooty point n shooties for this map
I relate to this so hard that I'm now just realizing that I haven't been to class in two weeks because I've been on imgur the whole time....
I guess I can't prove that I'm not the wife, but she always tells me to get off imgur and then proceeds to take my phone to updoot stuff.
..... Ahem. Yes.... You are pardoned.
She told me to kill you, but she will also accept virtual belly rubs instead
She did.... She hears all
Yes! She can be a little shit sometimes....
In like ten years it's going to be a real conspiracy theory
Truth, but like I said, I've only had AT&T before. I thought LTE was bad because I only had it once on that service. Now it's all the time!
No dude, look up Hamilton Michigan on your map, then look a little further down and you'll see the Kalamazoo river. That's what I'm sayin.
My family owns a cabin on the Kalamazoo a couple of miles south of Hamilton. But when I had AT&T my service was shit in comparison.
I get solid coverage in most places I go (I spend a lot of time in suburban Chicago, rural Michigan, and Minneapolis.
Um... How dare you say that the brave little toaster was "overlooked"
Could? Or definitely would?
I am terrified of ants. I used to have recurring nightmares that I would get dragged into their colony and eaten... But good job!!
Good Ol' crazy eyes! What would we do without ya?
Let's all go to the fountain in dt napes and get drunk on cold medicine guys
Omg this is way better than Taco Bell fire sauce
My wife is pretty sexy when she does most things, including when she gets pissy.
You know what scares me? My bank account on a regular basis!
Please God not another Indiana Jones movie. My heart can't take it
*Cough* REAGANSWARONDRUGS! *Cough*
I live in Illinois, most of my extended family is from Michigan so it's about 3 hours. They all gave me moneyz.
That friend that keeps sending links to his "Fire" mixtape on soundcloud is also delusional.
Does somebody have the enlarge bed picture of the letter in the "Why do women always go for assholes?" Start pack?
Your hand will be extra dead and a half if you put your hand too close to the ejection system
When I'm not in the mood to bang my wife she says "You're not in the mood? Let me fix that." Then she straddles me. Works every time.
You want to get your parents to sell your kidneys? Because that's how you get your parents to sell your kidneys.
My dog can roll over!
Understanding only about half these as I am on my mobile device
Nope. Not enough Rooty Tooty point n shooties for this map
I relate to this so hard that I'm now just realizing that I haven't been to class in two weeks because I've been on imgur the whole time....
I guess I can't prove that I'm not the wife, but she always tells me to get off imgur and then proceeds to take my phone to updoot stuff.
..... Ahem. Yes.... You are pardoned.
She told me to kill you, but she will also accept virtual belly rubs instead
She did.... She hears all
Yes! She can be a little shit sometimes....
In like ten years it's going to be a real conspiracy theory
Truth, but like I said, I've only had AT&T before. I thought LTE was bad because I only had it once on that service. Now it's all the time!
No dude, look up Hamilton Michigan on your map, then look a little further down and you'll see the Kalamazoo river. That's what I'm sayin.
My family owns a cabin on the Kalamazoo a couple of miles south of Hamilton. But when I had AT&T my service was shit in comparison.
I get solid coverage in most places I go (I spend a lot of time in suburban Chicago, rural Michigan, and Minneapolis.
Um... How dare you say that the brave little toaster was "overlooked"
Could? Or definitely would?
I am terrified of ants. I used to have recurring nightmares that I would get dragged into their colony and eaten... But good job!!
Good Ol' crazy eyes! What would we do without ya?
Let's all go to the fountain in dt napes and get drunk on cold medicine guys
Omg this is way better than Taco Bell fire sauce
My wife is pretty sexy when she does most things, including when she gets pissy.
You know what scares me? My bank account on a regular basis!
Please God not another Indiana Jones movie. My heart can't take it
*Cough* REAGANSWARONDRUGS! *Cough*
I live in Illinois, most of my extended family is from Michigan so it's about 3 hours. They all gave me moneyz.
That friend that keeps sending links to his "Fire" mixtape on soundcloud is also delusional.
Does somebody have the enlarge bed picture of the letter in the "Why do women always go for assholes?" Start pack?
Your hand will be extra dead and a half if you put your hand too close to the ejection system
When I'm not in the mood to bang my wife she says "You're not in the mood? Let me fix that." Then she straddles me. Works every time.