Birthday yesterday and dog day today
Can we each get a pass to hit one irresponsible pedestrian in a lifetime?
Seating Chart 101: Put the big guy behind the little guy,
Reading Imgur's mind
60% of the time it works none of the time.
Sometimes you wear stretchy pants.
Gym Rat Jesus
Whose fetish? Your fetish?
July 29th Closing Ceremonies
July 29th Crossfit
2 Live Ducreux
Who remembers when SNL did this?
When I'm on Imgur and drunk.....who cares if it's 2004?
No Butterbodies here.
Drunk thumbs
Christmas Family dinner??
Mature lurking is mature.
When I have unpleasant memories of @ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofMichaelCeraEveryday
I identify as a man...
23 years ago today. Never forget.
WTF do you mean by that, exactly?
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
MRW the restaurant doesn't take cash.
Celebs that did science.
I won't dignify this post with a title.
Flush with ca$h!
MRW I successfully complete my entire order at the taco trailer in Spanish.
It sickens me to see destitute soldiers.
You share the road, I'll share the road.
Neurosis
You can take my points,
Money can't buy love, but it can buy tacos. Tacos are just as good.
Upvoting a post hoping that my comment will get more points...
Repurposed dumpster
There is a difference between cumming on the clock and cumming onto the clock.