MotherofVodka

2600 pts ยท July 3, 2015


The greatest thing I can achieve while baked is a good nap.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Seriously, downvoting for safety. Don't fucking do this ever.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Do not ever do this ever.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I too have this problem.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amazing!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Broody pigeon. She thinks kitty is her baby so she's keeping it warm.

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Tina Belcher Octopus doing a sexy dance.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alexand-ree Dumbass. Dumbass?!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're the best kind of person.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My sister did this (well, didn't plow *through* the pole) when a wasp flew into her car right at her face, so I believe the driver.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chickens are absolutely delightful companions.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That person is being racist.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ugh. :(

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Been there. Still struggling. No regrets. Fuck people like that. I wasn't born to work a shit job with cunts, so they can fuck right off.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's not how genetics work, and that's not a geneticist.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

She definitely isn't. I have strong feelings of dislike for her, but she's not either of those things.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

imgur is full of rapists, apparently.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It is. It scares me (again, I'm speaking as someone who has been in denial for way too fucking long. It's NOT a joke).

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I am not a fan of her, but I don't fucking want her to die of liver failure or get in a car accident. She's nice if nothing else.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think it started as a joke, and was kind of humorous, but now she never *doesn't* have a drink in her hand. I'm concerned.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

100% of her behavior (unrelated to these comments, which gave me a giggle). She is ALWAYS drunk and falling down because she's a lush.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Hated her, but now scared she's going to end up dying. I am a legit alcoholic (working on it) but she's in total denial. Needs help.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 10

I wish I could go even one fucking minute without seeing rapey abusive sex "jokes." It's not fucking funny.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Spends his days fighting the fuck out of literally everything then passing the fuck out in the tall grass with the chickens.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As an 8 wk/o kitten, our farmcat would hunch-back sideways pounce his way around the yard because he was scared but wanted to explore.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Uh, in my town we *evacuate* people when there is a fucking bomb threat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Regarding panties: I change my drawers twice a day if I'm sweaty, and use baby wipes every time I loo. UTIs come from dirty nads, son.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I do embroidery, and this has never worked for me. This is how you get zits out...be a bit more gentle, though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

:( I'm sure he is a bit shaken. My dog face-planted at full-sprint onto the sidewalk off the steps, but he just got up and kept running! :/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1