MorphotheDragon

87864 pts ยท December 24, 2012


I work for an electric car company.

dogmeat you dumb shit

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Comments 10
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Getting a paycheck after a really shitty week at work

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Finally emerging from a binge session of Fallout 4

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Glitch in the Matrix on the way to work had me questioning reality

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After putting sriracha on my Chipotle order

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MRW I quit a shitty, disorganized job right before corporate made a surprise visit to do an assessment

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MRW I survived a 12 hour Black Friday shift

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A long time ago...

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fuck

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"Hey, 2016 will be better, just you wait."

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Every weekend...

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As someone who never liked HIMYM

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MRW I wander into the wrong part of the hotel

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MRW I heard our shitty store manager got fired today

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MRW my employer can't get its shit together and I'm one last fuckup away from quitting

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Just finished the last episode of Breaking Bad.

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Double standards!

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Turning on my car's broken AC in the middle of summer

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When my homemade Whoosh Bottle backfires on me

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MRW I tried five times to call out of work yesterday. No one answered. Answering machine was unplugged.

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No mercy

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Hearing the exact same Christmas songs day in and day out because I work at a store

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Gotta give him credit

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MRW my minimum wage retail job has shown me more appreciation for my work in a three weeks than the EMS agency I work for ever has

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This is why I shop at Goodwill. $1.99 each.

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Found my old laptop while cleaning out the basement. This was the only thing in the Pictures folder.

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I AM THE GOD OF VOLCANOES, TOAN GLADIUS

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MRW the image is the same size as the thumbnail

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Not only are you dishonest, you're stupid

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My odometer is broken, so tonight my car was reborn

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I guess I could try Superglue...

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MRW a drunk acquaintance calls me "spicy" and asks to Skype video call with me

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Hearing the seventeenth unique version of "Jingle Bell Rock" within two hours over the speakers at work

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MRW once again Sears has scheduled me for a single five hour shift for a whole week

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Every time someone posts an upvote/downvote GIF where the arrows are Reddit-colored and people bitch about them being "wrong"

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Paying $1 for a record at Goodwill and selling it on eBay for $70

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Finally put in my two weeks' notice at Sears because I got a job at a jail.

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the circle is complete

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As someone who hasn't watched Game of Thrones since Season Two

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The Holy Trinity

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Using my boss's office for computer-based training

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I'm not a racist, I swear!

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My boss was freaking out and making us stay late because corporate is going to pay our store a visit.

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When a coworker asks me if I'm working the closing shift

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MRW being single on Valentine's Day means I was able to buy the New 3DS XL and Majora's Mask 3D

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@sera pls new loading gif

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Instructions unclear

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A PSA regarding the infamous Fruit Punch-flavored Oreos

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Trying to stay ahead of credit card debt

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MRW "an unknown error occurred, please try again"

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1991 Honda Accord. Condition: Fair

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Bought a brand new PS4. Defective out of the box. Bitch about it on Twitter and a bot replies with an ad for PS4 accessories.

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MRW after watching the recent Republican debate

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MRW the iOS/Android battle flares up again and I just bought a Nokia Lumia

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My grandpa gave me a watch with a radium-painted dial. This thing's radioactive!

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I'm bad at titles

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I spent more money than I felt comfortable with on a new starter for my car, and now the alarm goes off every time I try to start it

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Meet Gyp Rosetti. I hated him more than Joffrey Baratheon.

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