dogmeat you dumb shit
Getting a paycheck after a really shitty week at work
Finally emerging from a binge session of Fallout 4
Glitch in the Matrix on the way to work had me questioning reality
After putting sriracha on my Chipotle order
MRW I quit a shitty, disorganized job right before corporate made a surprise visit to do an assessment
MRW I survived a 12 hour Black Friday shift
A long time ago...
fuck
"Hey, 2016 will be better, just you wait."
Every weekend...
As someone who never liked HIMYM
MRW I wander into the wrong part of the hotel
MRW I heard our shitty store manager got fired today
MRW my employer can't get its shit together and I'm one last fuckup away from quitting
Just finished the last episode of Breaking Bad.
Double standards!
Turning on my car's broken AC in the middle of summer
When my homemade Whoosh Bottle backfires on me
MRW I tried five times to call out of work yesterday. No one answered. Answering machine was unplugged.
No mercy
Hearing the exact same Christmas songs day in and day out because I work at a store
Gotta give him credit
MRW my minimum wage retail job has shown me more appreciation for my work in a three weeks than the EMS agency I work for ever has
This is why I shop at Goodwill. $1.99 each.
Found my old laptop while cleaning out the basement. This was the only thing in the Pictures folder.
I AM THE GOD OF VOLCANOES, TOAN GLADIUS
MRW the image is the same size as the thumbnail
Not only are you dishonest, you're stupid
My odometer is broken, so tonight my car was reborn
I guess I could try Superglue...
MRW a drunk acquaintance calls me "spicy" and asks to Skype video call with me
Hearing the seventeenth unique version of "Jingle Bell Rock" within two hours over the speakers at work
MRW once again Sears has scheduled me for a single five hour shift for a whole week
Every time someone posts an upvote/downvote GIF where the arrows are Reddit-colored and people bitch about them being "wrong"
Paying $1 for a record at Goodwill and selling it on eBay for $70
Finally put in my two weeks' notice at Sears because I got a job at a jail.
the circle is complete
As someone who hasn't watched Game of Thrones since Season Two
The Holy Trinity
Using my boss's office for computer-based training
I'm not a racist, I swear!
My boss was freaking out and making us stay late because corporate is going to pay our store a visit.
When a coworker asks me if I'm working the closing shift
MRW being single on Valentine's Day means I was able to buy the New 3DS XL and Majora's Mask 3D
@sera pls new loading gif
Instructions unclear
A PSA regarding the infamous Fruit Punch-flavored Oreos
Trying to stay ahead of credit card debt
MRW "an unknown error occurred, please try again"
1991 Honda Accord. Condition: Fair
Bought a brand new PS4. Defective out of the box. Bitch about it on Twitter and a bot replies with an ad for PS4 accessories.
MRW after watching the recent Republican debate
MRW the iOS/Android battle flares up again and I just bought a Nokia Lumia
My grandpa gave me a watch with a radium-painted dial. This thing's radioactive!
I'm bad at titles
I spent more money than I felt comfortable with on a new starter for my car, and now the alarm goes off every time I try to start it
Meet Gyp Rosetti. I hated him more than Joffrey Baratheon.