Monstylicious

110 pts · November 10, 2014


Did Bizarre Foods get moved? That's my favorite show and I can't find it :(

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Holy shit. You are a, no bullshit, a hero. Absolute legend. Congratulations!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm doing the second part of that RIGHT NOW

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Waaoow, I love her. Oh neat, Encino Man!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you! That was bugging me.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've actually made these and some of the sauces. Was a bit of work, but turned out fantastic!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Super cuuuute! Love it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jimmies always get rustled when you try to say anything is not inherently men's fault.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, this is amazing. Finish it! Finish it!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love you. No wait, that's weird. What I mean is... I'm IN love with you. DAMN IT!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Step 1. Be attractive.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

24 fps * 60 sec/min * 90 min = 129600 frames. Width of image = 480 pixels. We've been bamboozled!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed. Asking for height or ass size are completely acceptable on this platform.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

How does multiple people telling me I am not attractive to them because I am not tall enough equate to lacking of confidence? I lack height.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then I wish they would be honest and say the actual problem. I'd rather they just say I'm ugly because that can somewhat be worked on.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Yeah, that would be annoying. Though one of these at least has the possibility to be changed if a person desired.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

This. Just happened to me again last night. Women REALLY want me to know I am unfuckable for being under six feet. It's getting old...

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

Lots of folks salty because people always have and always will enjoy an attractive woman with nice breasts.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Witwix is the hero we need!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never go after the person they are cheating with! It's his fault for not saying "no".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why am I laughing so hard? Curse you!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How could someone tag this as "funny" :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His son hired a lawyer from Russia to help their campaign? No one cares except people that already want to be mad. Stop reporting garbage.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell the American media to stop screaming bloody murder about anything, everything, and nothing, and we may absorb what you have to say.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't care how many people abuse plastic surgery. Reasons like this are why it's fantastic.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't watched the Simpsons in decades, and I immediately heard the executive woman's voice as she spoke. Lifelong influence!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit! ♥

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You son of a bitch...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I miss having money. I loved making folks' nights with a fat tip. :/ (This is not a euphemism)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good ol' bawling. Imgur gets me every time ;_;

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0