Didn't see this guy in SMS.
When you realize you leave at the ass crack of dawn and haven't done any holiday shopping for your family.
MRW shit goes down on Christmas and I just want it to stop.
Guess I'll just make some tea and cry then.
TIL this happens
MRW I make a witty pun but my humor is dry as an 87 year old.
Oh... Shit...
I screwed up.
MRW I realize the sun has set and LNI will pop up any minute.
I think we all know who the real winner is here.
My travel buddy > Your travel buddy
Worst. Room. Ever. No work or treats or toys mom.
"Live life to the point of tears" - Albert Camus
Tattuesday
MRW I realize it's 02:06 and I haven't wrapped a single gift.
Date site: Please discribe your perfect date. Me:
I started my Christmas shopping yesterday. Best find. No, they are mine.
In honor of the Selfie Surge 2015
Because we really do need a cat in here once in a while
Today is my last day in uniform.
MRW someone asks what something means and a debate ensues between other people.
Day 3 of living dangerously.
Red Bandwagon for Imgur selfie day.
Baby Kitty Gives No Fucks
He falls asleep in my arms...