Let's play "Finish the Headline", Florida Man style
Oh look, everyone's favorite Florida Man is back!
Dammit Florida...
Star Wars jello shooters? Coming soon.
Florida, no. Florida STAAAAHP!
Florida mom; Florida Man has a sidekick now?
Glitter Eye Incident - Part 12! I'm back bitches!
Glitter Eye Incident Part 11 - Selfie Edition THE END!
Glitter Eye Incident - Some surgical details
Dammit JGL, straighten your seams!
To everyone checking from mobile while on the toilet
FLORIDA MAN, NOOOO! WE CAN'T LOSE YOU! YOU'RE OUR HERO!
Some Men of RHM
Update to the Glitter Eye Incident
Argument over a beer ends in pickaxes & shotguns? Florida. of course.
No shoulder chicken, but I have this weird potato from ages ago...
If you're alone tonight, don't worry!
Another Glitter Eye Update
Glitter Eye Incident side drama -the Hair
Current Girlcrush
Made it 17 minutes into my family Thanksgiving lunch
So does that make drinking a PSL cannibalism???
MFW Hubby is changing and i get a peek at his junk
@travelingbooptroop hope you feel better!
My old lady is 14 today. Happy Birthday She-Ra!
Fetish Friday: Shibari
Workout buddy sent me this. I've been lazy today, so I just said "Sauron"
Shake it off, shake it off
Fetish Friday: Shibari Aftercare
Fetish Friday - Kinbaku
Glitter cost me my eye - 2 wk post surgery update
Scientists: anyone know this perfect specimen?
The Bumbling Brilliance of Karl Pilkington
For when the peoples are all up ons...
Hell Fuck Yeah. Proof the Universe Loves Me.
Fetish Friday (censored because nipples are horrific and scary)
Homegirl is from Ireland. She says this is why other countries hate Americans lol.
Glitter Eye Part 10 - The eye is gone
Oh you thought Prince time was over?
Here's mine, I want to see yours - your favorite tattoo, that is..
But... I don't even like House!
Lactose intolerance be damned. It's you, pizza. It's always only ever been you.
Prince is there when you need him
Glitter Eye Incident - Part 7. We have answers... kinda
RHM: RPDR Edition
BDSM Educator and I've got the day off. Ask me anything!