They're more like guidelines than actual rules...
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Hungry?
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Call Miracle Max!
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Easily the most corrupt regime in US history.
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I heard we're upvoting everything.
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"What about the free marketplace of id--"
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We appreciate you!
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Well, he openly ADMITTED he rigged his own election...
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Celebrate safely
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...Um... "GOVERNMENT EFFICIENCY!!!1!"
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Recycle, Reuse, Reduce
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LPT...
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Just sayin'
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The Liar who cried 'MAGA!'
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Yes, It's An Actual Quote
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New Rule:
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Happy Independence Day.
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I miss having a competent president
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I will always be thankful for this.
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Let's keep our communities beautiful. Put garbage where it belongs.
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Coming soon:
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I've seen monkey-sh!t fights at the zoo that were better organized than this
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He's like a dog that has to pee on absolutely everything
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"Tremendous crowd. Some are saying the biggest crowd ever. Way bigger than Obama's..."
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Please...
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FIFA is gonna have to take back their peace prize
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MAGA are the dumbest of the dumb
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You Saffron Schmuck...
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All that's missing is a milk carton.
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Sorry guys, but you're way too old for him...
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Put that thought back where it came from or so help me…
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MAGA: "Why does Biden keep shitting my pants?"
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IYKYK
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At least Erika didn't have to lip-sync.
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Sen. Skeletor (FL) went on vacation to "Woke Central."
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May The Fourth Be With You (And also with you.)
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*sigh*
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448
"Pay no attention to your creepy boss watching from behind the curtain!"
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920
Eh…
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I vote 'yes.'
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"I've made our peace gesture..."
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So trashy
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Meanwhile, the other guys couldn't even fill CPAC...
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Not sure why MAGA gets triggered by foreign languages. There are plenty of english words they don't understand, like 'rights,' 'evidence,' and 'no.'
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Just kidding. They don't read.
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All that's missing is the Presidential Limo on blocks
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Also, turkey's done ;-)
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515
We’ve been trying to reach you…
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“It’s a fair court.”
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For those too young to remember:
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I'm tired, Boss.
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Are tree puns oak-a?
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Inept. Cowardly. Evil.
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Have another Filet-o-Fish, Dr. tЯump
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Whew.
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Oh No! Anyway...
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Hell yeah, he's cool...
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“The suppressing of evidence ought always to be taken for the strongest evidence.” -- Andrew Hamilton, The Trial of John Peter Zenger, 1735
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