So I bought a cup on Amazon...
Everything is offensive, we should all probably just stop trying to communicate at all.
Fatal Trump Accidents
I thought my son and I were having a moment, but he's got his priorities straight.
I am meme.
Stumbled across the Pizza Hut ad from the original Ninja Turtles movie VHS...
MRW I decide I'm ready to get married, have a kid and buy a house, all within a year
War. War changes, occasionally.
Sometimes you find a tiny, semi-hidden door at work...
Dorg
Hm this seems interesti-wait what?
With Fall beer season quickly approaching, here's a quick reminder.
Stay woke!
It's my cake day. Here, have a disturbing, dead eyed child.
Found some crackers in the office cafeteria. I am not a mature man.
MRW I realize the practical applications of having been dropped as a child.
White people stop traffic to protest racism - no black people present, as they appear to be stuck in the traffic on their way to work.
Chrono Doctor
OP Delivers!
I'm in Tech Support. This is why I drink.
My lady dresses like a 50's housewife and makes me pies. Yeah, pies.
It's not lasers... but god dammit it's nice.
Why video game protagonists are white males.
Gubment
Oddly satisfying picture from my lady.
I... I miss you...
If you don't take time in life to enjoy a drink...
It may be time to do laundry.
Theater in Texas will show Team America in The Interview's place.
When I finally think up a decent title that's actually relevant to the image I want to post
Tight fit, but it totally works...
Fallout Perks Collage Thingy
Can't help but feel like today is going to be a good day.
Salutations, marine invertebrate.
Oh, parking lines? Must be too distracted with rebel things.
It doesn't matter how shitty my day was
An excuse to post my dogs?
Metal singers eating hot dogs.
Bad Customer Service
Roommates and I took in a stray kitten. She says thanks with high-fives.
My roommate's cat, Steve, is skeptical of my latest get-rich-quick scheme.
Who's a good boy?
Hockey porn.
This morning I got a USB drive in the right way on the first try.
Stuck that landing.
Justice for someone!
MRW I'm Spider-Man and someone asks me how many doughnuts I've had this morning.
Dammit, NHL writers. Just... God dammit.
Dammit, Rob.