MikePowski

2593 pts ยท June 22, 2011


Nailed it. Sincerely, the guy who's in the pit for 5 seconds hoping he doesn't die trying to get closer to the front.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

0.38mm or go home you filthy casual.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put down the camera and help that fucking... oh, goddamn it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wheat Thins and bottled water? You party fucking animals.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read the title as 'geometric breasts' and got really excited. But this is fine. It's fine.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like Gayus Vult, amirite?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, I was supposed to get a free t-shirt?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The government is not 'them'. The government is 'us'. Whatever they do is only because we allow it. Don't like what they're doing? Vote.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The keys are in the ignition, your Highness.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gonna run all night!

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

You're goddamn fucking-a right, Gojira.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah? I'll show you! Right after I make a student loan payment and chug this beer.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

A thousand pardons sir or madam, but please explain 'man spreading'. I was going to google search and then thought better of it.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

to clear a hole. Crowd literally starts pushing against one another to make path and the guys push a dude in a wheelchair to the front.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Metalheads are the best people. I'm at a GWAR show in Atlanta, near the front and 3 huge rednecks in the back are screaming for people 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

And the next 72 minutes of my life are now planned. Thank you, sir or madam.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aristocrat Vodka: Because vomit makes great wallpaper.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I am. I did. And it does.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

We should like, hang out or something.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

True progress is when he'll have to pay hundreds of dollars for the exact same experience.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeeeah, those of us that don't breath strictly through our mouth figured as much.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Increase your sunscreen budget. By like, a lot.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you have the time to go around town, posting signs like this, maybe its time to get another job. Or a hobby. Or join a kickball team.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0