MRW I finish the first day of my graduate program
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1001 jokes!
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Looks like CNN let the intern write the banner again.
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I know nothing about snow
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Hooray Summer
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MRW the professor tells the class he "doesn't think some people understood the final" and to "resubmit if we have a newer version"
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Seems like a sound business opportunity
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MRW my girlfriend's cat tries to nap after constantly keeping me up all night
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Where we'll wait for it all to blow over #TeamHuman
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MRW someone shouts to hold the elevator door then presses the button for floor 2
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German version of double tapping: Just single tap the upvote button, it's twice as efficient as double tapping.
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Every goddamn time there's a news story about "our generation"
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MRW I missed my second cakeday in a row
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Spotted in a restaurant in Oulu, Finland
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Seattle right now
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Finally got a look at my upstairs neighbors today
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This is Boh. Boh likes to sleep like this.
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Ruck rou, ravity!
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MRW my gf gives me a knife for my birthday
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MRW I finally get to eat dinner when I'm on a diet
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I think there might be something wonky with the new Android app and background data
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Toasted marshmallow chocolate mousse
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Twelve Word Stories
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MRW I receive my first paycheck and Mint alerts me with an email saying a large deposit has been made
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The top rated books on Amazon today made me very sad
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TFW I go into work again
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Moved out a few months ago, and I noticed this today
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Finished my second full day of work today. This edited gif has never been so true
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Avoid massive taxi fares
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MRW I get a post into rising, but it dies before hitting the front page
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MRW I'm chilling on my house's roof and some kid with depression walks by
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Finished my first full day of work today. This gif has never been so true
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MRW I see someone who got pulled over on the highway for speeding as I speed on by
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Finally, a water that's health conscious
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When I was a kid, I thought that the Sherwin Williams logo was a fat guy
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And who says video games don't teach you anything...
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My coke bottle wants me to invite its little brother
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I'm a software engineer for a major US defense contractor. Here are some of my stories!
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I was near the epicenter of an eaglestrophic event, registering a full 17.76 Megafreedoms
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For your daily satisfaction
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MRW Steam is down when I finally get the chance to play Witcher 3
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Since work stories are back, here are mine as a software engineer for a high profile military contractor
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MRW when I say I don't want to watch A Charlie Brown Christmas and my girlfriend says "Oh thank god"
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Today was the day we let our client demo the software they contracted us for. The results were, well...
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MRW I'm on a diet and someone brings donuts into work
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Your daily dose of antidepressants
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Since dogs eating sour things is apparently our anti-depressant, I give you today's dose!
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MRW I go to bed and realize I left my phone off the charger
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With all the flag profile pictures
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Just applied to my first Master's program. As I hit submit...
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Woke up to this note. Today is a good day.
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Kittens and Dread
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Data collection and big data
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Chrome like a pro: Useful hidden chrome options
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Privacy
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The German language in a nutshell
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Packing after coming back from Napa Valley
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