Mick2152

313743 pts ยท August 6, 2018


Former English teacher, sometimes contractor, general cynic.

Its...literally the joke

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Na, I don't think so.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't forget Hitchbot...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Almost certainly shopped, posted and then stolen by me

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Freud, the three parts of the human psyche are the Ego, Superego and the Id (pronounced Eehd)

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

While gay?

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

You're talking about my mom while being gay?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That it isn't funny?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Just pet him, you Monster !

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Straight off the vine

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A vest

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like they lit a baby on fire and are roasting marshmallows over it

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

And melt with you?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Politics.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

This confuses me; you mean R L Stein should buy a frame for his made up award?

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#AustenAugust

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wish I would've thought of this chain. It's so much better than mine

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A hero is just someone you don't have to pay

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Goddamit. Just replied. I mean, the image isn't mine but the pun sure is

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They could always bless the rains

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also applies to shaking hands. If I ever shake a hand again, it will be by accident

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

You mean my pollen stopper? Yeah, I'm still gonna wear it.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Same thing (it's Stalin quote , but meant it to be a parallel)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

But he's such a goodboy

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A long time ago

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A post Demolition Man world

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Around 2035. Made me look it up and all

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No one is sure

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This wasn't a question

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