MeetMeInSanJunipero

400614 pts ยท August 14, 2013


bit of a prick https://imgur.com/a/3TIBbUV

I'll await the dong hanging.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I just call em wee hairy potatoes

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I meant it was effective for ME

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You get...extra slaw.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My friends never hold my titties up for me. This is BS.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

AND Striking Vipers in that case!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was my fave at the time but I've watched NoseDive more...and Hang the DJ. Too many faves.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Made me want to go back and watch it. Will definitely do so tomorrow.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my GOD. I'll be honest I haven't watched the episode in 6 years. How shameful.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm British so no idea what that is...but sure.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My mouth is far too empty.

1 year ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

#14 I was watching a porn where the guy brought these out for some nipple play and it was...effective.

1 year ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I thought you'd dipped a whole baguette in PB in the first pic and I was like damn I could eat that rn

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#25 he's not even waving! Lying ad.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You saying someone just...came on the Internet and LIED? Inconceivable

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Reported.

1 year ago | Likes 242 Dislikes 7

#70 I make bracelets like this and now I'm 100% going to make all of my friends ridiculous ones.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Saw-ss for me.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just suck a dick for breakfast. Less messy and more nutritional values. Probably.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've been here for 10yrs or somink and never happened!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wut

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I swear! It's always me asking. I'm never surprised ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lube? Spit on your fingers and have at it.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've posted way worse and never been sent any unsolicited! Shocking.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

God I wish

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm proud of you.

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

When did I say he couldn't? It was more that he was a students father and I thought...I don't want other parents seeing that. And not strictly a fuck each other app, I know 4 separate couples who met on Tinder and married.

1 year ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 4

You can too. Dig deep.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's hidden deep inside of me.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I feel like one of the very few who doesn't feel anything for neck kisses.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0