MeatyNoodle

20394 pts · June 1, 2014


My nickname is Noodle, I lift weights, and I’m also in nursing school! I live in TX with a few critters, a big dude, and two step-dudes. I'll always upvote weight loss success stories, good beer, real tacos, Buc-ees, and spaceballs. I make hotsauce, and I cook things.

I was radicalized by having a crappy, crazy home life. Illiterate racists do NOT like questions, or “big words”.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He’s a character, for sure!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, do we start a petition, or…?

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My FIL raised two boys on his career as Sears. Notice I said “career” and not “job”.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am now…. Unwell. I need to take my pearls and go lie down.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My orange is also a Frank!!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And by tips, I mean money, not… Y’know. I realized after commenting that my UN might make that sound sus.

5 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I hope you made all the tips this weekend 😊😊

5 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Woman are the most beautiful people in the universe 🤷🏼‍♀️

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y’know, of all the weird comments I’ve gotten in all the years, I think you may be the first apologist. We’re cool, homie!

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How did you get in me?!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol thank you, this is not a photo from today. I cheated, but i promise you’re missing nothing

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the meme collection, Kitten!

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think this might have something to do with our anniversary coming up, as well…

7 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Yes, it’s definitely valid. I had successfully lost 187lbs (story on my profile somewhere) by CICO and LOTS of time in the gym. FF a few years, my thyroid takes a shit, I gain 88lbs back, and couldn’t lose for anything. So yeah, it took a lot of convincing from my doctor, but I finally started Wegovy on 10/31/25.
I still hit my protein every day. Still CICO. But now I actually have energy to do more than just work/study/survive. Store bought is valid, just like in mental health.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And what if she did? Does it matter?

7 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 5

Agreed! I’d still be thrilled, though. Hard to be sad when you’re watching hockey night in Canada.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Crows deserve better.

7 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And DEFINITELY not due to most the these professions being mandated reporters…Right?!

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve wanted to live there since I was a kid, anyway! But the Oilers… 😜

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I will, and thank you!! I’m not about to let a tangerine-stucco-spackled, coochie-necked snatch grabber stop me from getting that degree!

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You’re right, I deserve this 🫠 (sarcasm)

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, Dr! I’m too damn stubborn to quit, I PROMISE.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m in nursing school now, been trying since I was 19 to get here. I’m so glad that I’ve struggled for this long, to get this close, to watch it get (probably) ripped away. Again.

8 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mean… clearly a hill worth dying on, for him. Good riddance.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some people grow up in crazy, if that’s your baseline…learning healthy ways can take time.

11 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

My ass thought #1 was a creepy Babybell cheese…

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I freaking love his videos, annnd this comment makes it make sense haha

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0