MartinQBlank

31417 pts · March 15, 2015


They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"

Why I spend time on imgur, not Facebook:

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I judge people by how clean there shower is. (yes that's poor sentence structure, fuck you)

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When you're browsing Google image search and you run across an underage girls selfie

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When it's RHM on the Equator.

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Happy New Year, imgur!

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We need to know the presidential candidates' position on important issues.

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How to end the Oregon standoff:

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One cup of coffee just isn't enough

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This underlining is making me queasy.

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These are not the boobs you're looking for.

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Focus, people, focus!

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I'm entranced by the morning traffic report for some reason.

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Grandparents getting high and listening to trap music.

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Christmas selfie

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Bitch, please.

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Danielle Chuchran

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Most guys browsing usersub today, be like:

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Suckered him in with Christmas cookies and roofied the milk.

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When your boy wants you to hook him up but doesn't know how.

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This is how to defeat terrorism.

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Error: cat.exe ha.. mlemmlemmlemmlem

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Now that we're done w Thanksgiving...

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Just Steven Tyler with his Yorkies. For no reason. Move along, nothing to see here.

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RIP, have this medal and my sympathies.

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Cruising under the Golden Gate

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Don't turn off the light.

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Is everything better in Finland?

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MRW I forget to go to the bathroom before boarding the plane.

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Runaway Easter Bunny Captured Unharmed; Had Been Surviving On Shrubbery, Chipotle

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Surviving Industry Greediness

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Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn

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"You have fooled me again for the last time, hooman."

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Margot Robbie

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Kindergarten Teacher Bans Legos For Boys Citing ‘Gender Equity’

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At this point of the Thanksgiving trip...

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Lego Millennium Falcon Crash-Lands On Jakku

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They know exactly what they're doing.

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The Wall Of Johns

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When your Uber driver is kickin out the jams.

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MFW cooking a turkey for the first time as an adult.

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Happy Thanksgiving, imgur!

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Thanksgiving takes a turn

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Math.

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Toys to avoid this Christmas:

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I understand imgur likes corgis.

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Winch Wednesday

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My plan for the Republican debate tonight

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Bring on the Boba Fett spin-off!

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