MaladaptedMedic

161293 pts · June 12, 2014


Salutations! I’m a 29yr old guy (he/him/they/anythingbutlatefordinner), currently living and working in Brooklyn as a paramedic. My lovely cat Sheldon allows me to stay with him. He makes a good roommate and I’m more than happy to send you pics of him. I promise, he is very cute and a very good boi. Ask me for The Gif, I’m happy to share it.

'Member Edward Macaroni Fork?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I snigger at those

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't DM me for it

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't ask me for it. It's against Imgur ToS so please don't try to get it from me.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Back after like a 4 year break. Do you still get punished for posting The Gif or is that okay now?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What the fuck dude. Why'd you attack me like that?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ain't no nazi. I'm proud to show my face when protesting.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He appears as himself in the music video for the song Dine and Dash by Aussie punk band The Chats.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I haven't seen that many words to say "I don't like his comedy" before.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

You're a sick sonofabitch, Mac...

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Moving in Stereo- The Cars

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Couldn’t possibly have anything to do with being one of the most travelled-to cities in America with a major international port…

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fast Times has me conditioned to get hard hearing this song… I’m conflicted now

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He’s fine

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jack Black is the subject of IronGif at the moment

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

the only drugs I give that bind to any of them are morphine, fent, and narcan.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neat! I looked into it more and learned something relevant to me. Kappa, delta, and mu receptors are basically all the same to me since

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rabbits in the wild swim and get rained on and don’t die… as long as it’s *not cold* out, the rabbit will be fine if dried off.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My vet said to give it 12 hours before the appointment and again 2 hours before

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could be related to cranial nerves or possibly the vasculature in the neck being affected by neck movements, but it’s unknown

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Assholes do lol… source: I drive ambulances and I’ve had people behind me honk at me to go faster

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You have fucked up now!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Transmuted spell says hello

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

JP is my favorite movie and one of my favorite books ever. I’m very interested in everything you have to say

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Jalapeño poppers will be my downfall

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That one was great!!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like fancy narcan

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wait, what was that in the middle?

4 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

There’s an occasional meme… but in the last almost 2 years of pandemic, how many people have re-watched it? I binged a ton of shit, not GOT

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goes to show that nothing can beat practical effects with CGI to help out. 100% CGI looks weird to our eyes

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0