You've taken the time to visit my Gallery Profile. Interesting... you show more initiative than the rest. Clearly I have made an impression. Very well, for the sake of my own amusement I will divulge to you the details of my plan. I plan to slowly amass legendary reputation through subliminal messaging, clever comments, witty humor, tastefully acquired and distributed upvotes. Then, once I have wormed keywords into the subconscious of everyone on this site I will make my final post. It will hit the front page. All you simpletons are already programmed to do my bidding. Once it is re-posted and circulated throughout the morass that is the internet I will reveal my presence to the world in a hacked broadcast that will be televised on every video screen worldwide. Every single one of you will be compelled to do my bidding. Instructions have already been wormed into existing pictures of cats on the internet. All I have to do is say the trigger word. Why am I telling you this? After all, who reveals their master strategy before the game is over? The game is already over. I have won. TL;DR - Greetings Peasants
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