Internet vs. Real Life
Raiders fans know.
It's a work night, but I'll stay up for one more show
Got to the top of San Bruno Mountain and the Cow Palace Monster Truck show was so loud that I could hear it from the peak
My first time using a record player
July 29th better not awaken anything in me
Stitch's new favorite place is in front of our tiny heater.
BIG BABY IS WATCHING YOU
Beach shenanigans ya bish
Cthulhu delivered my food tonight. I have seen the void, and it is beautiful.
Mr. Steal-Your-Girl
On the day after my favorite convenience store holiday, here is another true story.
The derp is strong with my boys
To those of you who think that a carpenter can't be "elegant" with a sawzall. Today I set a 250-poound beam by myself. I ran it long and cut the end off in place. With a sawzall.
It's Christmas Eve and I'm home alone on babysitting duty. I got a full pint of Jameson, half of a pepperoni pizza, it's dark and I'm listening to Goblin Cock
Ma'am, please explain the "service" that your dog is providing!?
Stitch's new toy
Bath time for Stitch and Baby Shark
Somehow, watching Skinamarink with my Frenchie made it even scarier
Happy Birthday to Dale Earnhardt, who would've been 69 today.
Stitch meets a baby Corgi
I panicked like I have never panicked before
This whole website is talking about cheese and forgetting the group of dudes who literally devoted themselves to Cheese in 1991.
Stitch is happy to see you
GOODNIGHT NEVERLAND
Stitch learns to "swim"
I just realized that the hardest day to crack FP is the day everything gets upvoted. There can only be so many posts on FP!
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The struggle is real.
Seafood makes him gassy
The fact that two Academy Award winners starred together in a movie that no one has ever seen is frankly appalling.
I don't really post on this site anymore but I still lurk. Imgur is doing some storytime promo tonight or something, so I am reposting the two true stories that got me to the front page in the last 10 years. This was the first.
Midway through July 29th and you start hitting autism levels that shouldn't even exist.
Stitch loves bath time but he hates getting dried off at the end.
Bleach blond hair and an odd relationship with wild animals.
Found this laying outside of my house. Didn't know "movie" money was a thing
Walked out of my local Safeway to see an astronaut selling drugs. Gotta love this town.
As we planned for my Grandpa's funeral tomorrow over pizza tonight, my grandma gave my brother his belated wedding gift from a marriage 6 months ago. Needless to say, it accidentally broke up the sadness for awhile.
Me on FP right now
I live 1 mile from Imgur HQ and it's officially only 36 minutes until...
Imgur with McDonald's McRib right now
Making friends moving forward.
Day 25 of quarantine. Nobody is visiting my storm drain. Send help.
Stitch visits the Jerry Garcia Amphitheater in Mclaren park, San Francisco.
Following my dog Stitch through the woods of San Francisco
Me waiting for July 30th
Frenchie Ball
LEEEROOOYYYYYYY MMMMMBRUUUUUCE
Amidst all the chaos in America, Imgur's hometown is still keeping it weird.
Stitch found Christmas presents for the other dogs in our family and was not happy that he didn't get to open new toys.
Papa bless
Apparently Seafood gives Stitch gas.
Friends: what are your plans for the weekend? Me:
My fiance's bulldog ornament arrived in the mail today. The first pic is what she thought she ordered. The next pics are what we received.
You will never know