Try so hard to be good during quarantine
After getting a toenail basically ripped out and having 2 lumps removed. The good boy is home. Cancer free
Shut up and sing Happy Birthday
Best one wins a date with Chewie
Need cheering up? Here
PuckettAndProud!
S'wheat Jesus!
When i tell a joke and everybody gets it
Hid a piece of cheesecake in the fridge .... Now it's gone
Harsh Vader
War ... War never changes
Just watch it, or don't its only two minutes. im not a cop
Cheese ... gromit
Finally back to matching sets
Nothing like a good stiff one
When you don't get picked to join a side
Wood you not?
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Turn your gaze upon this wretched thing
Everybody take a breather. Meet sakura. She likes being tall and pretty. Just brought her home
When im drunk and the microwave beeps
Delayed the inevitable
And said unto thee, the price has risen
Guys. I know a lot is going on right now. So here's my new best friend. Im picking her up today. Stay safe and strong
Going to the gym is the wurst
I have a question, garlic bread for your trouble
I want a live-action Gargoyles movie directed by Guillermo del Toro
I got her! I named her Sakura (you fuckers were no help there) cherry blossom because shes a darker red, not tan. And card captors.
NOT A SAD POST DONT WORRY. Screw the points. Need you bastards. I need names for my new girl. Alotta energy, kinda dimwitted 5 month old. More orange than tan. Help! Im at a loss
War, War never changes.
The harm caused by sibling rivalry is relative
We're awake! Time to shine
"I's can play too?"
MRW she tries to take off my utility belt and im not hard yet
Have at thee!
Never late, never early. He arrives precisely when he means to
When you see your cellmate dragging a kid
That is one sassy Jesus
Give him a whistle he thinks he's the king
Sometimes I can slip one by you guys
It's 2am, everyone is asleep, here
What if
When she says we can have sex but have to be quiet
Erection reaction
I've prepared myself, Here it comes
"Seeing you makes my day better babe"
I've got a bone to pick with you
Well user-sub is flooded with UFC posts, it's bedtime. Here's some garlic bread
So instead of the success kid for sexual posts, Why not Sexual Success RDJ
Loading a gif on the Imgur mobile app
I just want more people to see this
Still counts as one
Golden shower joke goes here
Shopping at Costco
Trying to have sex while my SOs mom is just outside the door
My girlfriends reaction when she beats me at Mario Kart
You'd try it wouldn't you ...
Im about to take a bus to see my girlfriend for the first time in months