LowFatBatman

454358 pts ยท March 10, 2014


So you found your way here, I have either made you laugh, if so awesome or I have pissed you off and you are here to message me hate but fair warning I'll just keep pissing you off more :) No matter why you are here Welcome! Im an asshole, but i honestly don't mean anything by it. It's just for laughs Don't take me too seriously folks. Trust me, i dont. Just assume what I say is sarcastic because it probably is. Be decent and make me laugh or just reply to one of my comments you're guaranteed a green arrow http://i.imgur.com/wATZy2e.gif Feel free to message me. The quickest way to my heart is cheesecake Flamin hot cheetos and sour candy LOTR, Superheros, Videogames,Greek mythology bla bla I smell my underarms when no one is looking I once got fired from a grocery store for putting a carrot in my zipper and approaching customers I pee in the shower ... fuck you. The greatest thing a woman can do is be weird with you ... and random blowjobs Imgur is a sack of idiots and I love it here. I love the people.We are all just looking for a place to relax and laugh. I even met my wonderful girlfriend here.I think she's a keeper Oh and sometimes people make me art which is like the coolest god damn thing ever. http://i.imgur.com/AlgVxmJ.jpg (Thanks to @SittinSamTheSaychetMan for making this) http://i.imgur.com/4Ga0LUx.jpg (@ImAChiquitaBanana Made me look so Pretty! You're Jealous, i know it!) http://i.imgur.com/hajEGk6.png ( @awhyiss Drew me riding a one eyed bear naked with bigfoot holding me while shooting lasers at a T Rex in a TuTu) If you're not excited about that then you can just get out now http://i.imgur.com/YvW1gXy.jpg ( @theonlyusernameiwantedwastaken Drew me stuffing my face) http://i.imgur.com/FAyOdEW.png (Sidorakh made me towering above my enemies) Praise you Amazing people. ___________________________

Try so hard to be good during quarantine

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After getting a toenail basically ripped out and having 2 lumps removed. The good boy is home. Cancer free

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Shut up and sing Happy Birthday

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Best one wins a date with Chewie

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Need cheering up? Here

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PuckettAndProud!

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S'wheat Jesus!

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When i tell a joke and everybody gets it

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Hid a piece of cheesecake in the fridge .... Now it's gone

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Harsh Vader

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War ... War never changes

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Just watch it, or don't its only two minutes. im not a cop

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Cheese ... gromit

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Finally back to matching sets

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Nothing like a good stiff one

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When you don't get picked to join a side

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Wood you not?

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Turn your gaze upon this wretched thing

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Everybody take a breather. Meet sakura. She likes being tall and pretty. Just brought her home

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When im drunk and the microwave beeps

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Delayed the inevitable

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And said unto thee, the price has risen

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Guys. I know a lot is going on right now. So here's my new best friend. Im picking her up today. Stay safe and strong

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Going to the gym is the wurst

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I have a question, garlic bread for your trouble

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I want a live-action Gargoyles movie directed by Guillermo del Toro

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I got her! I named her Sakura (you fuckers were no help there) cherry blossom because shes a darker red, not tan. And card captors.

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NOT A SAD POST DONT WORRY. Screw the points. Need you bastards. I need names for my new girl. Alotta energy, kinda dimwitted 5 month old. More orange than tan. Help! Im at a loss

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War, War never changes.

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The harm caused by sibling rivalry is relative

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We're awake! Time to shine

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"I's can play too?"

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MRW she tries to take off my utility belt and im not hard yet

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Have at thee!

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Never late, never early. He arrives precisely when he means to

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When you see your cellmate dragging a kid

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That is one sassy Jesus

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Give him a whistle he thinks he's the king

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Sometimes I can slip one by you guys

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It's 2am, everyone is asleep, here

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What if

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When she says we can have sex but have to be quiet

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Erection reaction

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I've prepared myself, Here it comes

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"Seeing you makes my day better babe"

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I've got a bone to pick with you

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Well user-sub is flooded with UFC posts, it's bedtime. Here's some garlic bread

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So instead of the success kid for sexual posts, Why not Sexual Success RDJ

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Loading a gif on the Imgur mobile app

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I just want more people to see this

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Still counts as one

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Golden shower joke goes here

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Shopping at Costco

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Trying to have sex while my SOs mom is just outside the door

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My girlfriends reaction when she beats me at Mario Kart

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You'd try it wouldn't you ...

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Im about to take a bus to see my girlfriend for the first time in months

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