Cheese ... gromit

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We're awake! Time to shine

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7

1395

S'wheat Jesus!

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8

433

PuckettAndProud!

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2

230

Turn your gaze upon this wretched thing

1394

71

73452

War ... War never changes

20

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604

After getting a toenail basically ripped out and having 2 lumps removed. The good boy is home. Cancer free

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4

1039

Try so hard to be good during quarantine

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8

914

NOT A SAD POST DONT WORRY. Screw the points. Need you bastards. I need names for my new girl. Alotta energy, kinda dimwitted 5 month old. More orange than tan. Help! Im at a loss

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957

The shower was golden

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13

746

Everybody take a breather. Meet sakura. She likes being tall and pretty. Just brought her home

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1

547

Never late, never early. He arrives precisely when he means to

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Need cheering up? Here

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3

768

Hid a piece of cheesecake in the fridge .... Now it's gone

20

13

587

Going to the gym is the wurst

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1713

Guys. I know a lot is going on right now. So here's my new best friend. Im picking her up today. Stay safe and strong

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1

697

I got her! I named her Sakura (you fuckers were no help there) cherry blossom because shes a darker red, not tan. And card captors.

13

2

359

When you see your cellmate dragging a kid

17

3

481

Loading a gif on the Imgur mobile app

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13

400

War, War never changes.

22

0

792

I want a live-action Gargoyles movie directed by Guillermo del Toro

1784

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7164

You'd try it wouldn't you ...

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19

769

Just watch it, or don't its only two minutes. im not a cop

13

13

500

Wood you not?

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17

864

That is one sassy Jesus

13

7

11287

Well user-sub is flooded with UFC posts, it's bedtime. Here's some garlic bread

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36960

Have at thee!

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15

548

So instead of the success kid for sexual posts, Why not Sexual Success RDJ

13

2

264

When you don't get picked to join a side

15

13

919

Finally back to matching sets

34

12

15

Still counts as one

5129

205

41165

"I's can play too?"

1

3

75

Best one wins a date with Chewie

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178

I've got a bone to pick with you

18

5

898

Golden shower joke goes here

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17

1325

It's 2am, everyone is asleep, here

15

12

126

Get to see my GF for the first time in a month tomorrow

53

4

29

"Seeing you makes my day better babe"

6

12

3612

Harsh Vader

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25

1035

Trying to have sex while my SOs mom is just outside the door

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12

2101

The harm caused by sibling rivalry is relative

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8568

I just want more people to see this

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15

1162

Erection reaction

1970

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12600

MRW she tries to take off my utility belt and im not hard yet

15

2

1114

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1

20

Nothing like a good stiff one

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5

284

And said unto thee, the price has risen

10

4

13

Shopping at Costco

17

6

517

Sometimes I can slip one by you guys

-2

7

80

What if

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2

72

When i tell a joke and everybody gets it

47

3

750

When im drunk and the microwave beeps

34

14

880

Im about to take a bus to see my girlfriend for the first time in months

103

18

730

My girlfriends reaction when she beats me at Mario Kart

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4

314

I've prepared myself, Here it comes

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