Newborn Nope
29
12
73
Oh Canada!
184
42
98
MRW I stay up too late gaming
18
3
266
Ever been so angry you threw a human?
7
8
44
When Vin Diesel drives across a bridge
8
4
1029
Friday Quick Poll: Most interesting place you've done it?
20
57
96
This would be me at Open Mic Night
9
8
1349
You've been snagged
4
0
56
Mom!!!
7
5
71
MRW I'm having a fight with my SO
10
10
179
Who ya gonna call?
11
3
57
First date blowoff
19
2
209
MRW anyone grabs my phone
12
4
84
My Little Ray of Sunshine
13
5
66
The humble beginings of the imguraffe
7
2
56
Is it a FAIL if you survive?
-3
10
131
How my posts to User Sub get treated.
143
16
157
I gave my friend $5,000 for a facelift.
2
3
650
How I'm feeling today.
10
8
86
Not the ending I was expecting.
230
51
291
To my Pizza Buddy @iamcatwoman
14
6
103
Googled "Make Your Own Tampons"
12
8
153
Set phasers to KILL
3
6
84
Question Answered
22
3
54
WTF Mittens!
31
3
180
So, you want some of my food? Nope!
23
30
152
MRW my friend throws away half of a perfectly good donut
13
11
276
I got this . . .
44
10
236
When posting, always provide the source
10
4
68
Anything is a vagina, if you are brave enough
13
22
17726
MRW someone touches my butt
19
13
264
MRW I shart
22
7
362
So, there I was, taking a dump, when all of a sudden...
47
11
1732
URL Trolls are out today
1
5
74
MRW I have a day off, and the server is down
11
4
115
Red Neck Wave Pool
27
16
1059
MRW I meet my girlfriend's parents
9
2
167
Just a guy playing with his cocks
143
13
328
Bubble Bath
13
5
339
Analyse this, Bitch!
18
10
209
My cape's reaction...
17
14
173
MRW my post gets over 20 likes.
26
5
407
He looks just as surprised as we do
21
5
166
"Long Live General Kim Jong-un, the Shining Sun!"
25
12
2056
This is why T-Rex is so grumpy all the time.
13
5
226
MRW, well, you know...
10
11
533
Beep! Beep! Motherfuckers!
11
17
483
Oh deer!
20
19
243
"NO! You can't go out with the guys tonight!"
12
3
53
My daughter's reaction when I try to block the scary parts of the movie
86
4
263
MRW my girl suggests a 3-some
19
13
376
MRW I spray water all over the front of my pants
26
9
64
8...9...10...Fire! Um, Fire! FIRE!
66
5
321
Strike Leader Down!!!
24
5
120
GTFO
31
9
768
MRW my boss asks for a report on Friday afternoon
24
4
174
MRW the new employee is all happy, peppy, perky.
19
3
172
Some People...
23
8
47