LordFireWaffleIII

4189 pts · December 31, 2013


100% I am not the same person I was before chemo. My brain is fucked, my memory is fucked, I don’t remember words right, it’s exhausting.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

No leading it just kept. On. Escalating

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

“Solution: Buy-“ yeah I can’t afford that. It’s literally the problem.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Great use of resources, homie.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ok fine, Weed. Same diff.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They did. Or was a pretty big deal for about 3 days I think? And then Trump did something and we all forgot

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"What the hell is this... LIQUUUIIIIID!!!!"

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oh boy, that tickles!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Imagine being like " sorry, how do you know me?" And Paul be like "Because I'm Fat. You know it."

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I don't think my ditto cares for Lapras anymore considering were 300 eggs in and still now purple Nessy!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not like poker or something?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On behalf of Beephobics everywhere: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah what he said

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I'm just surprised the inside of YOUR grandparents house looks the same as MY grandparents house. Cept that ain't my grandpa.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'd probably be more fit

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Coffee to begin my day, video games to end it.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Balls are the worst part of the dick system anyways. Hang in there bro, you got this.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I... I want to, I really do, but I really don't wanna fuck it up.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gold is reverse cowgirling this

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That will redefine your life?

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Not via Bing.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, I sure as shit ain't using Bing anytime soon soooo....

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Google says the literal definition is a piece of humerous content that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by users.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Came from Call of Duty. In one of the campaign missions you're at a funeral and that's the prompt on screen to pay respects.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

F (internet fr pay respects) and 07 is a salute. The 0 is a head, the 7 is a saluting arm/hand. For those who don't read character symbols.

6 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 2

DON WAYST YO TYME ON MEEE YOR ALREDDY THE VOICE INSYDE MYYY YED.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Ditto

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

My takeaway from this is: why aren't we making more shit out of bamboo?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0