LordFancypantsicus

51763 pts ยท July 21, 2012


I occupy a three-dimensional space and posses both mass and volume. In my spare time I enjoy activities which conform to the natural laws of physics, and going to locations which exist within space. I like consuming carbon-based nutrients which contain the various flavor compounds to which my particular oral sensory apparatus is most predisposed to find pleasing. My sign is a mythologically derived symbol based on the position of distant stars relative to an Earth-based viewing perspective. My employers compensate me monetarily for my labor.

Rolling a gutter ball with the bumpers up

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Comments 12
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I Accidentally The Whole Bottle - Comedy Archaeology

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Doofus Mode Activated

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Wololo!

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May your legislation never cling to your progressive agenda!

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Homemade Pimento Cheese Sausage

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Views 376

I'm doing my part!

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Rosie looking cute

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Man, these DoorDash prices are getting out of hand.

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Tried to troll the Wendy's job text line.

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Moon Over My Hammy?

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Truly warms your heart.

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The only Imgur ad that ever made me chuckle.

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Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.

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M'aiq is tired now. Go bother somebody else.

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My custom bumper sticker. Running mate? Bill Nye.

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Every time I sit on the toilet.

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Nature is beautiful

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Flour, Champion Snoozler

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I have had, and loved, many pets. But some people take it way too far.

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The Many Cutenesses of Finn

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My name isn't Jimmie.

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I don't recall where I first saw this, so may be a repost--but it's a very compelling piece of art.

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She's our sweet derp and we love her.

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Excuse me, am cute pibble. Give loves.

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Lazy Saturday Evening

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Finn Doing a Comfy

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Sweet Pibble

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Sweet Mr. Finn

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Men of Tanith, do you want to live forever?

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Flour, my sweet ol' girl

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Somewhere, somehow, for some reason, this happened.

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Lil Miss Batears

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Sometimes I forget my roommates are home...

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Blessed are the Swole

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I have no idea what they're called. But I want them.

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Views 94

Spinny Pig.

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When Late Night Imgur just gets too creepy, you should...

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Context. I don't think it would help.

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The news networks are suddenly calling it a "War on Thanksgiving."

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