LoNeSt4r

63224 pts · April 1, 2015


3 months is about how long it took me to find my current girlfriend of 3 years. It’ll happen soon.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now it’s Istanbul

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

My gf does this. Is she a dog in disguise?

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Lol you expect handouts

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 30

Bless your heart Is the southern equivalent of bless your heart. What are you on about

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Gross, an electric stove

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Joke’s on you (or me, idk) but I have burned every roux I’ve tried to make.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I said what I said.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can confirm as someone who goes to gun ranges that we definitely don’t usually eat the bullets

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I did and do. Doesn’t stop him from being a moron.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is absolutely true lol. Come to texas if you want actual lower taxes. Then get covid and die because our governor is a jackass

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A bug

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Evolution

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very underrated movie

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The irony is I don’t even like Harry Potter. My ex wife read all the books to me when she was pregnant with our son.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Mcgonigal didn’t buy the broom for Harry. Sirius black did. I hate when people are wrong on the internet!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Well, thanks for your efforts I guess?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My dad’s had it for as long as I can remember. It’s marginally more manageable now than it was 30 years ago.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You monster

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’ve had my house for 5 years this April. Value has gone up about $100k in that time.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Front left because there’s significantly more counter space on that side

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Setting the bar low, I see.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Literally never heard of a Groenendael. Beautiful dogs!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You okay?

4 years ago | Likes 218 Dislikes 2

Also DNA tests are only $100

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Hopefully you adopted?

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 7

Greyhounds!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What kind of pup? Looks like part greyhound

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There’s a “follow” link by OPs name if you’re on mobile

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Phrasing

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