Little bit of #Caturday at the last second.
One of our Fosters. This is Rocky Road. She's a Cat.
13th Favorite. "Spider-Cat" 7 years ago. Holy crap I'm getting old.
Our Local Government is About to get Choke Slammed.
Moon Moon has been trying to get it in for a good half hour. She finally just laid down, and now he's lookin' at me like, "Bitches, man. Bitches."
My awesome Dad and his awesome squirrel, Spot.
Christmas in January! Tall about better late than never. Thank you Secret Santa. Seriously.
#14! Favorited and forgotted.
Penis Trident. At least it lasts for hours.
I was supposed to be at the office 11 minutes ago.
I'm late to the party, but this is too amazing not to share.
He's certainly a good boy.
Finally acting like brother and sister instead of Gladiators of the Roman Arena
On Sunday night (June 17th), this happened in my small town of Dandridge, TN.
Blessed be the Fruit
I've never done a Christmas selfie before, but I figured the one with I have with Papaw was the only one worth uploading. Merry Christmas, Imgur.
Approximately 45 seconds after I took this, the scaly little fucker lunged at me. I shrieked, pushed my wife down as I tried to run away, and tripped over the curb causing me to chip my tooth. Wife still won't speak to me.
Take it to Papaw
It's heeeerrrreeeeee!
This is Havok.
The result of when my SO and I shower together after eating Chipotle and I sneeze when bending over to grab my shampoo.
I'd like to invite you guys to meet Roscoe (and Fam).
I know I'm being a Grumpy Gary, but this shit's getting outta hand.
If I fits, I sits: Bavarian Cream Edition.
My girlfriend's reaction when I... Well... You get the idea.
This happened in our small little town. Gives a whole new meaning to "Drive Through!" Amiright?? No? Nobody? Whatevs. My mom thinks I'm hilarious.
Saw the Pocket Square Hamster and thought you guys might like to meet Twitch.
The face he makes when he knows he's been caught
So I tried to push up Fluffy's hair to make her look like a Super Saiyan kitty.
I always bite their little noses off first.
MRW I don't care what the woodland folk think about my Beatrix Kiddo costume
She keeps trying to hump the tree and knocking it over, but I just can't stay mad at that face.
My friend sends me detailed pictures of his eyes after getting high.
MRW I find out he wasn't a Nigerian Prince but the I already sent the $5,000.
Because coming out is the same as losing a job according to Hallmark.
MRW the toxic chemical company that caused me to grow more arms says they won't pay for all the extra gloves I'm gonna need.
My SO's reaction when I'm trying to give her the D.
They try so hard to act like they don't like each other during the day, but I finally caught the little cuddle buddies.
So I went to take a pic of Fluffy perched on my dresser, and this happened. The exorcism is scheduled for next Tuesday.
MRW my newly single mother introduces me to "hot Bob" - her hot neighbor who wants to "do the no pants dance."
Nike store tryin' to fuck with my emotions as an Imgurian.
Does anyone else's thumb do this? I feel like my thumb shouldn't do this.
Got little man neutered and the anesthesia hasn't worn all the way off it seems.
MRW dad finally tells mom he's tired of eatin' 'em slimy, sloppy eggs.
Friend posted this. Only in my hometown.
MRW when I get the check and find out my bitch of a coworker, Nancy, lied about the luncheon being paid for.
MRW I want to establish dominance and no one knows I don't have fillings
The father told the child he could not have another cookie. This was the result.
Thought you guys might like to meet Gustavo, the Weinerpit.
MRW I'm about to get beat up and need a quick way to look tough.
The things my 7 year old self would have done for this years ago...
Move along, hooman. Nothing to see here.
MRW she says, "I don't think you can honor your 'One Trip' rule this time."
TIL Mello Yello has juice in it. Doesn't matter how much juice, Mom. It has juice in it.
MRW I finally get circumcised after years of my friends giving me shit about it.
The Jedi split up Chocolate and Vanilla Bear.
MFW Dwight K. Schrute won't stop hitting me
MRW I finally get to try out to be a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger
I always buy an 18 pack of rubber ducks with my wedding ring.
Work Stories? Anyone?