3140 pts · June 18, 2013
This is your public profile. Write something about yourself! You're not my real dad.
One time I ordered 2 cheeseburgers and got a free 20 piece, I will always remember y’all McDonald’s
Someone on the thread was like “use this natural remedy twice a day. It won’t help but at least you tried”
2 words : Fall allergies
generally it helps to keep shit to yourself unless you know it's happening to you
everyone shits on the jets but they're one of the nicest pro football teams out there.
I feel like this is coming from a place of nostalgia, but it comes off super arrogant to me.
TIL a new word
Is all the shady shit around sumo still going on?
So if we all start as women, wouldn't that make women the lazy ones and men the ones strong enough to change?
Was waiting for it to pan to her disapproving parents
#40 made me sad and a lil offended
At you like "MOOOOOOOOO" and DOES NOT ENJOY THE SALE even though it was her decision to goo in the first place
Why buy the cow? Maybe because every time someone else buys a cow, YOU have to go to the sale with your cow, Abd the whole time she looks1/2
P U B L I C. S C H O O L.
How'd you get in my house? Where's my husband? The nerve
LONG LOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
I know this is wholesome, but I just imagine Chen just yelling "DON'T DO IT " at passerby and then he's like "saved another one. "
I prefer my water to be filtered, but whatever works
Of the baby boomers, Danny Devito is one of the better ones. I know for a fact that people born more recently are far worse.
Blueberry queef
Wait Until Dark! We did that for one act in high school, really creepy
I've only ever ordered one thing from here. Patty Melt Meal with a Dr. Pepper
I also eat booty, don't see me holding up a sign
You look amazing! Keep up the good work.
Because let's be honest, roping in cows was never something you were known for, JOHN
Wow, you seem like a joyous person to be around.
https://imgur.com/W1q5ni6
Yeah, no Mormons do that anymore for various reasons. Chief among them being its legality
One time I ordered 2 cheeseburgers and got a free 20 piece, I will always remember y’all McDonald’s
Someone on the thread was like “use this natural remedy twice a day. It won’t help but at least you tried”
2 words : Fall allergies
generally it helps to keep shit to yourself unless you know it's happening to you
everyone shits on the jets but they're one of the nicest pro football teams out there.
I feel like this is coming from a place of nostalgia, but it comes off super arrogant to me.
TIL a new word
Is all the shady shit around sumo still going on?
So if we all start as women, wouldn't that make women the lazy ones and men the ones strong enough to change?
Was waiting for it to pan to her disapproving parents
#40 made me sad and a lil offended
At you like "MOOOOOOOOO" and DOES NOT ENJOY THE SALE even though it was her decision to goo in the first place
Why buy the cow? Maybe because every time someone else buys a cow, YOU have to go to the sale with your cow, Abd the whole time she looks1/2
P U B L I C. S C H O O L.
How'd you get in my house? Where's my husband? The nerve
LONG LOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
I know this is wholesome, but I just imagine Chen just yelling "DON'T DO IT " at passerby and then he's like "saved another one. "
I prefer my water to be filtered, but whatever works
Of the baby boomers, Danny Devito is one of the better ones. I know for a fact that people born more recently are far worse.
Blueberry queef
Wait Until Dark! We did that for one act in high school, really creepy
I've only ever ordered one thing from here. Patty Melt Meal with a Dr. Pepper
I also eat booty, don't see me holding up a sign
You look amazing! Keep up the good work.
Because let's be honest, roping in cows was never something you were known for, JOHN
Wow, you seem like a joyous person to be around.
https://imgur.com/W1q5ni6
Yeah, no Mormons do that anymore for various reasons. Chief among them being its legality