KurtHamster

271999 pts · July 27, 2017


Hose come and go…

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, look! A penny!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear.. Made a work shed diarrhea!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#6 I’m guessing it has something to do with the pot of gold at the bottom…

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

When you lied on your résumé…!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I’ve heard it can get quite good, if you don’t mind paying for the DLC

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Soon…

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looking good, Frankie! How is the weather?

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 23

She whispers in his ear: “Did you bring rubber??” He answers: “Hold my beer!”

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The girl’s dad stares at you: “don’t ever lick my lips again!” He says, while pulling out a baseball bat: “How about throwing a few balls?”

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ain’t nuttin’ but a twang thang, baby! ;) Thanks for giving it a listen. And for the kind words! :)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 Purely vag gas.. Got it!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How is scheduling going now??

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Damn simulation is acting up again…!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don’t wipe your back then, god knows what could happen…!?!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My friend also has no clue..?!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Then what are you gonna eat???! ?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Didn’t she at least offer you exposure????

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Peushoe!

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Do the mental breakdown… Now do the twist!

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Don’t do that….

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I bet its Keith…

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

A freak in the sheets!

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Just smile and wave…!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Daddy finger, daddy finger, where are you? Here I am, here I am! How do you do?”

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, well… The mugger found it quite amusing!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

… I’ll be in my.. *Bonk*

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1