Saying goodbye sucks.
Gyorgy Korga - Fruit and Flowers
One day...
Those salutes....
I am sick of those slutty horses running around passing STDs.
How the DSLs work.
Modern rap explained.
I will start the betting with two prairie dogs* cuddling. Any callers?
My amazing new tattoo by Mason at Age of Ink in Orlando.
Nothing says diabetes like a life size chocolate bunny.
Countdown to a bad day...3...2..1
Step 1: make new power rangers movie.
Wha....I can't even.
Puppies!
This was my latest impulse buy.
This is what happens in my head when I try to decide what I want for dinner.
I do this often.
"What's a rimjob."
'Murica
Well, someone didn't make the Twerk Team.
There is always "That guy" when you get the RPGs out.
School just posted this. Pretty much says it all.
Cute overload.
Yep.
The grocery store presorted M&M's.
How this week feels.
The fight was really about if they should come out publicly.
And in this world gone mad...
Breakfast for men.
I have a serious question...
My soul is worth more than a Nissan
Apparently every 9 year old on COD is my mom.
German is easy.
Where else are they shoving them...?
Expendables 3 cast. Shut up and take my money.
My fortune
This just came across my feed. Not sure what to do with it. I must be dum.
Mystery Solved.
It was hell but we made it...
I say this lie 3 times a day.
Nice sign...banana for scale.
Saw this on Facebook. Posted when I stopped crying.
At a fairly expensive Chinese restaurant. Note the napkin.
My wife made me a thing.
If this doesn't explain how my day is going so far nothing will.
...what?
Freedom isn't free.
Worth the read.
Best prank ever.
Too soon?
No comments needed.
Warm and fuzzy story time!
I vote for a name change.
That face...I can't.