KnightHawkChapter

292 pts ยท October 5, 2017


4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Let's be clear: that's not a complaint. Just an observation.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And now I'm going to hear that theme every time I see a picture of that damned boat.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Boogie Nights." Keep Mark Wahlberg.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All planes land eventually. I am pleased with the way this one did so.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You haven't failed if you're still fighting. You don't know me, but I'm proud of you. Keep fighting.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, DON'T fuck 2020. You'll get a headache.

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Duncan Fisher approves of this title.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As with all helicopters, it's ugly enough that the Earth repels it out of sheer revulsion. It will be fine.

5 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 4

I'm down.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Grapes.

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

"Thomas, why did you buy large breed puppy chow?"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Mac wants the flamethrower!"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y'know, I've never seen a single episode of that show, and yet this gif sounds like a car horn playing "Dixie" to me.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Puppy's got some hops.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is most assuredly nothing to fuck with.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dang. So it is.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been trying to come up with this joke ever since I heard.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

War. War never changes.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I do. I desperately need this.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

=> Sure, it's a stressful job, but it's also almost a decade out of the life of a man who is, as likely as not, at least half a century old.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The median age of the men who ascended to the presidency is 55. The youngest ever was 42. More than half of them serve two terms. =>

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am besieged by pestilent hordes. I may sally forth, but only at some risk, and never while insufficiently armoured.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ass, grass and, given the rate at which ruminants produce methane, gas. I'd say OP is covered.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not just for hyenas. Depending on which accounts you believe, it may also be an option for the Dutch.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spider robots with lasers looking for lava on the moon. I think I planned this mission when I was twelve.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We wouldn't have needed them to tell us. Everyone's in the world would have been able to hear Steve cheering

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

...Dude tried to rob Harry Brown.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go easy, Lavern Mitchell. We'll see you in that Undiscovered Country when the time comes to join your continuing mission.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1