Bait and Switch
MRW people come from a land down under
Game of Scones
Mother of Trogdors
I think it may be pretty obvious, but
He sees you when you're sleeping
This would be nice.
Those who do not remember the pasta are doomed to reheat it.
Some Assembly Required
all the hotdogs
There's no place like home.
His Majesty, The King
Piña coladas and getting caught in the rain
Pale Reflections
No Oddjob
A Lesson Is Learned, But The Damage Is Irreversible
Breakfast Nazis
The Saddest Craigslist Story
This One Weird Trick For Getting Rid Of That Annoying Guy At Work!
A troll in the zoo.
The stomach carries the heart, and not the heart the stomach
This is an actual movie that someone actually made.
It's Dangerous To Go Alone
Fandom was a lot more interesting before I figured out what this meant.
Never would have thought of this, but it works great!
Weight terminology chart.
Warn a Brother
So that's where it's been all this time.
The Perfect Crime
Tri-cera-tops
I only work in black. And sometimes very, very dark gray.
Intellectual Debate
You can't repost the past
Have lost the ability to even, please send help.
FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT
Prom-A-Llama
Whatever, man.
Black Magic
Every Time
MFW I realize Kaley Cuoco was in Alley Cats Strike.
Whatever I did to piss off Thor, I'm sorry.
When life gives you lemons, use them as an excuse never to put in the work needed to achieve your dreams
N0S4A2 was already taken, so I had to get creative.
What is this?
Ready to feel old? Wrath of the Lich King came out six years ago today.
There are new things to like out there in the big, scary world, I promise.
At least I know how big the phone is
Does whatever a Business Pig does.
Duct tape is like the Force: It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds old geek jokes together.
Note To Self: Learn How To Brake
Throne
I got you cake for my cakeday. Love me, Imgur.
Disregard Females, Acquire Pokemans
The look on her face is what makes it.
You men! Free me and tie HIM to the post, and I shall make thee KINGS.
This Seems Like A Good Idea
The best revenge is living well. The second best revenge is biological warfare.
Nothing can possibly go wrong