Kingofthefrogs

56257 pts ยท May 28, 2014


Northern female - Duct tape is silver and silence is gold -

done..can you feel it already?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

maybe she'll do your manicures one day..

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her plastic surgeon should win an oscar for best restauration!

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 10

thank you!!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I have a very tight working schedule(6 days a week)..Sports will have to do it for me..whiskey'll make me call him, probably

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

been there..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the only thing i expected was loyalty, not permanency.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I moved for a job..all my life is still in "our" flat(also my pet rabbit)..I even booked and payed my holydays in april..tears

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

long distance relationship since three month now..he feels free without me :(

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

a sad one but, yes :(

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

but..he's orange

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mom?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

..but you are not preggo. It's a good day.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you put that in the future-term, you are not wrong.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dolphin prison :(

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they are on meth.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah :) I'm in!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuckin' onions.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

brown with an idea of green.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

NZ also needs to be red. They have the same Queen 'n stuff..

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

and Carl ate his hands.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

this vid makes me aggressive.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the word cunt wasn't in the title..must be your imagination ;)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

relax.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

haha..no doubt, it's him!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*wet kisses

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

..after cracking your skull

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

there's always the chance to move on.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

..Nikolai Sergejewitsch Walujew, his brother from another mother?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

for that case I sneaked that lil 'probably' in..

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0