Marked mature for obvious reasons
When it's the 29th and people start posting selfies thinking its ok.
Sara's reaction when she sees all the shit posts on the fp today.
(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)
Reading reviews for gentlemen's relish is pretty funny after watching Top Gear.
Normal things being not normal
MRW I'm an American and tomorrow is the 4th
Went to talk to a co-worker in his office and saw this... Guess he has an exciting break planned.
Complete random dump of stuff just so I can delete it from my phone finally
just met the world's happiest gas pump
Wtf bro? Wtf bro?!?!! Ah you fuckn cheeky cunt!
Here are a few of my favorite Things.
how to hack
MRW I get a notification saying my post from 2 months ago hit most viral this morning.
You are all so smart
Let's see if this whole 29th thing works. Here's a toothbrush
sometimes you just gotta fix yourself
NY Times makes the best story correction ever.
Can't leave my "." anymore
Basic politics explained through football
Yes.
Say what you will, but I think this guy is going to be an awesome Bruce Wayne.
or maybe pic n flick?
Darth Flipsie
These seats at my hotel are making the Jews nervous.
If birds had arms.
R.I.P Top Gear
Hurrr durr I'm a cow. Shit!!!! fuckk!!!!! phew!
MRW people ask me what political side I'm on
......
Me IRL
The feels
I will never not, not unlike this gif. Not
I couldn't tell if this sticker was a joke or not
I'm sure some hot shot engineer student could explain this.
Possibly the best down vote gif
MRW I open my phone and read my drunk texts from last night.
Oh my God dicks!
Gonna go have some drinks in my gazelle.
The best part about Amazon
Would a second offense be re-tardy?