KingGoose

118813 pts · December 19, 2012


I am not Karl. I am the King of Geese! I have a fondness for small fluffy animals - particularly ones that always look happy (I'm looking at you, Quokkas). I'm also a gamer who is totally obsessed with Merlin, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Back to the Future and Zelda. Especially Zelda. Gotta love me some Zelda. I have an Ocarina and yes it's nerdy but there's no shame in that... I also got a Ukulele that I can't ukuplayle, and a harmonica.

Fashion is a tender topic in North Korea

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I've been marathoning Futurama, but I'm not sure I'm mentally prepared for this...

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Batman and Robin fleeing from things

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Please enjoy a moderately sized album of PBF shenanigans

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There's no time to explain - take the TV and save yourself!

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When I find the correct door on my advent calendar

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MRW I try reading something in Japanese

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How it feels perusing imgur after Independence Day

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When did you last wash those...

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When you stumble onto a turd someone didn't flush, but it's impressively large

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Opening the oven after accidentally preheating it for 2 hours...

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When you're trying to sleep in but kids on holiday are playing outside

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Confucious say: boy with hands down pants feeling cocky

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Started a new job after finishing uni, moved out by myself last week. Today's my birthday, and it feels kinda lonely.

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"Soft scoop" my ass!

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Whenever I try DIY

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When you go past your old school and remember how long ago you were last there

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"Where are the exits on this aeroplane?"

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Whenever a sibling is given an RC plane

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Never believe an older brother that says "trust me"

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Special delivery!

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The beach is no place to enjoy apples.

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Halo 5 is beginning to look promising

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They smell fear

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When people start arguing on your post

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A friend rickrolled me a while back, so I shared this Where's Waldo puzzle, after photoshopping Waldo out...

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The world's greatest pickup line

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Beware the chipmunk!

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Make a wish ♪

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Golden retriever pups taking a bath

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When my flatmate is loudly blasting music at 4am and suddenly there's a "power cut"

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Who farted?

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Somewhat questionable life choices learned through gaming

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My childhood in a single photograph

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A monkey and its puppies

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When you drop a slice of pizza and it gets covered in hair

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MRW I'm trying to concentrate on work and Apple Update pops up

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I'm no graphic designer but I thought I'd make an earlier post into a phone wallpaper, and figured I'd share the love

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Walkies?

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When your post gets its first upvote

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For five years, no less.

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Y'all motherfuckers need to stop using your friend's/family's pain for points

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↓ → ← ↓ → ←

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Terrible things happen when you mix my boredom with a whiteboard...

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A friendly guide to the proper use of suppositories.

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Treats?

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"Best years of your life", my arse.

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TIL geese have teeth (and wish that I hadn't)...

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Sometimes it takes a lot of balls to pull off a prank

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Remembering that cup of tea you made, only to find it's gone cold.

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Whenever I have to be witty on the spot

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Checking for important emails and only finding spam

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I felt the hedgehog from earlier was lacking a few crucial items

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Needless to say, I'm still incredibly thirsty.

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When you walk into a room, forget what you wanted, and then remember again shortly after

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