MRW visiting family in Portugal and the first thing I see upon arriving is my Grandmother skinning a rabbit in the kitchen.
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MRW camping, and one of my friends spends an hour trying to start a fire by lighting beer.
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Don't think you are, know you are.
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Unmasked Darth Vader spotted at Premier League Game.
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So someone vandalized a wall at the swan reserve near my town.
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One is an eldritch abomination from beyond time and space and the other is Cthulu.
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MRW I found out my brother has broken up with his girlfriend.
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Note to self: Don't cycle in 70mph winds.
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MRW my grandmother who has lived in Italy for 15 years visits us in the UK and complains about the amount of foreigners here.
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Fun fact of the day!
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MRW I try to take on life head on.
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MRW I try to take on life head on.
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My dad posted the worst dad joke to my sister's Facebook status about her going to see Dirty Dancing.
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Growing up with siblings.
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MRW my friend tells me his GF has cheated on him for a second time.
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First Monday of 2016.
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In light of the new feature that's been added.
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Going back on the internet now I've actually seen Star Wars.
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From someone who's been in full time work since I was 16.
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MRW I have a missed call from my boss and I call him back and he says "I was at McDonalds, but since you didn't answer I didn't get you anything.
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MRW the Steam Christmas sale starts.
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Browsing usersub when a celebrity dies.
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MRW the Oxford English Dictionary has named the "Tears of Joy" emoji as it's word of the year.
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Happy Gilmore was good right?
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If you point a leaf blower in the direction of a bulldog the result is the most terrifying thing in existence.
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MRW somebody says they hate my stinkin' guts.
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International problem solving.
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MRW someone comments saying "Repost"
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MRW my girlfriend says "How about we don't go out tonight, let's get naked and watch Futurama?"
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MRW it's 3:45 and my boss says "Fuck it, let's all head off early"
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Another Facebook gem.
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I am ready for a girlfriend.
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The cheesiest of puns.
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MRW I get home from a 12 hour shift and my GF has pizza waiting for me.
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When the bus driver doesn't stop for you.
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The right choice was made.
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Pac Man has fallen on hard times as of late.
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No sympathy.
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Meanwhile in Japan.
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This is not the water flosser you are looking for.
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ᵘᶰʰᵃᶰᵈ ᵐᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᶦᵉᶰᵈ⋅
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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
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When you leave your grandparents house.
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Bad to the bone.
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Kitten finds a hiding place.
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What could possibly go wrong!?
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MRW I see my parents arrive in the driveway and I'm currently in my underwear eating 3 day old pizza.
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MRW I notice my 15 year old brother has left his Facebook logged in.
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I have no idea what I'm doing.
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MRW the Americans start clapping when the plane lands.
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POW! Right in the kisser.
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"It's just a bit of fun"
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There was an attempt.
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Devoured by cringe.
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Praise be to Photoshop.
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My reaction to 10 texts in a row that my ex has sent me over the past 2 days.
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Gold from 8 Out of 10 Cats does Countdown.
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MRW an irate woman accuses me of "stealing her parking spot"
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I must be the only one who has this view.
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