KILLTHEMWITHKINDNESS

206325 pts ยท July 16, 2012


I'm just a goofy dude. Living in NYC http://i.imgur.com/UObK4GB.png http://i.imgur.com/oQUnDsy.png I really fucking love cooking and aquariums... Here are some things that I've recently cooked http://imgur.com/a/NHJKQ Let's talk food

I found your mom's tampon forest.

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It's been demoted to Silver Retriever

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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Steve Irwin?

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Waking up after going to the gym for the first time in 2 years

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My dog would have a field day

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It falls within the jurisdiction of the Bro Code

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Dude... like... water? Is it real?

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"when you see it"

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For everyone still going strong after No Shave November.

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Every Villain Is Lemons

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Why is my commute taking so long today?

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What I mean when I tell someone to go fuck themselves with a cactus

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Ernest Hemingway boxing while on a big game hunt in Kenya, 1952.

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Dandelion or Sunflower?

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Happy Friday! Have some puppies

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MRW my comment has 141 characters and I figured out which character to omit

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No! Let me tell YOU about my lord Satan!

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MRW I finally get caught masturbating in one of my neghbor's sprinklers at 3:32 AM

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Do you want an accidental Vasectomy?

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I'm going to Mexico. Who's coming with me?

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MRW my professor asks me which way the earth rotates

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Just a friendly reminder that this exists. Click and drag the facial hair onto Voldemort

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Don't stop me now (yes I'm having a good time)... I don't want to stop at all

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Dead men share no tales

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Pie charts representing the color palettes of Pokemon

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TO INFINITY... AND BEGLARHGAHBARGHLARGHAHHHGHALRGGAH

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Politics in a nutshell

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Forget RHM. Upvote red bear comrades

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Batman V Superman

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What chu doin in my hood?

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In honor of Harper Lee

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Play?

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In light of Chris Pratt's recent success in Jurassic World, I think we should remember that Ronald Reagan did it first

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Large, veiny balls

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Mom I'm just too big for that hole!

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2 years ago today Paul Walker passed away RIP

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Now we can all say we have the body of an athlete.

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It's my birthday... Here have this.

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Click and drag. Each frame is its own work of art

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I've been having a long commute recently, and don't get to be home much. I think my dog doesn't want me to go back.

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With all the hype surrounding Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders, I think we're forgetting the only logical candidate.

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"I found a moonrock in my nose"

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Have a dapper Christmas!

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That really doesn't belong there

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First the economy and now seals?!?!

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I just got my bike refurbished.

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A Pug's skull

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Mein Titties

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The real hero

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Nothing to see here Minions... Move along.

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No one on the corner has swagger like us

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I made a topographical map of Continental America.

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MRW watching the Halftime Show

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MRW people insist on using wine glasses instead of red solo cups

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*Flip *Flip *Flip *Flip *Flip .......

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Who wants the toy? Do you want the toy?!?! GO GET IT!!!!!

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Hey man..... You got any of them roasted nuts?!

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I say I hope I'm not too late

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With Spring comes Spring skiing.

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