I found your mom's tampon forest.
It's been demoted to Silver Retriever
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Steve Irwin?
Waking up after going to the gym for the first time in 2 years
My dog would have a field day
It falls within the jurisdiction of the Bro Code
Dude... like... water? Is it real?
"when you see it"
For everyone still going strong after No Shave November.
Every Villain Is Lemons
Why is my commute taking so long today?
What I mean when I tell someone to go fuck themselves with a cactus
Ernest Hemingway boxing while on a big game hunt in Kenya, 1952.
Dandelion or Sunflower?
Happy Friday! Have some puppies
MRW my comment has 141 characters and I figured out which character to omit
No! Let me tell YOU about my lord Satan!
MRW I finally get caught masturbating in one of my neghbor's sprinklers at 3:32 AM
Do you want an accidental Vasectomy?
I'm going to Mexico. Who's coming with me?
MRW my professor asks me which way the earth rotates
Just a friendly reminder that this exists. Click and drag the facial hair onto Voldemort
Don't stop me now (yes I'm having a good time)... I don't want to stop at all
Dead men share no tales
Pie charts representing the color palettes of Pokemon
TO INFINITY... AND BEGLARHGAHBARGHLARGHAHHHGHALRGGAH
Politics in a nutshell
Forget RHM. Upvote red bear comrades
Batman V Superman
What chu doin in my hood?
In honor of Harper Lee
Play?
In light of Chris Pratt's recent success in Jurassic World, I think we should remember that Ronald Reagan did it first
Large, veiny balls
Mom I'm just too big for that hole!
2 years ago today Paul Walker passed away RIP
Now we can all say we have the body of an athlete.
It's my birthday... Here have this.
Click and drag. Each frame is its own work of art
I've been having a long commute recently, and don't get to be home much. I think my dog doesn't want me to go back.
With all the hype surrounding Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders, I think we're forgetting the only logical candidate.
"I found a moonrock in my nose"
Have a dapper Christmas!
That really doesn't belong there
First the economy and now seals?!?!
I just got my bike refurbished.
A Pug's skull
Mein Titties
The real hero
Nothing to see here Minions... Move along.
No one on the corner has swagger like us
I made a topographical map of Continental America.
MRW watching the Halftime Show
MRW people insist on using wine glasses instead of red solo cups
*Flip *Flip *Flip *Flip *Flip .......
Who wants the toy? Do you want the toy?!?! GO GET IT!!!!!
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Hey man..... You got any of them roasted nuts?!
I say I hope I'm not too late
With Spring comes Spring skiing.