Living in America

19

1

574

Merry Christmas from Chicago

24

2

278

There's no way I completely forgot...

17

11

938

Happy Father's Day

33

1

895

Daylight Savings Crap

11

8

553

Blue's Clues

45

10

1700

Can we discuss!?!?

-5

7

365

Skirt steak tacos

8

3

501

Happy Rex Manning Day

3

1

314

Sitting inside the Goldfinger private jet

71

5

448

Whoop whoop

25

9

692

I think I made the perfect pancake

21

11

1102

I'm here for you. Let's talk.

6

28

446

Ashes to ashes

11

3

1807

My Horror Movie is Finally Available! - Name The Demon

1

2

378

Up vote doot doola doot doo...

8

0

167

Ocarina of Time from a midnight launch

15

10

1267

Secret Santa arrived

23

3

1093

Steak

21

1

1238

Joe Biden as dropped out.

12

2

311

4 too many

3

12

908

The new year dinner.

41

4

2049

Spider-Man 2 was just good today as it was 20 years ago.

7

2

449

RIP Akira Toriyama

456

40

47140

Yuck Christmas dinner

12

9

631

Swimsuit edition

12

11

650

I co-produced an indie horror film...

22

4

1725

All 151 caught.

5

3

296

Did she give you the nod and *wink*

12

9

1279

So I dropped this into my color matching shag carpet, and I can't find it

35

25

1963

The Bear returns tonight: so I wrote a thing

15

3

723

Driving on LSD

52

24

3390

Chicagoans know.

68

20

3543

So cold. So dark.

26

3

1486

Mayday

10

1

721

I got to interview Phil Rosenthal

636

58

37979

Hard pass. Give me the summer sun

635

68

57031

Good for him

1014

42

78724

I'd download it

15

6

1740

We saw a bird.

32

1

166

Help me identify

17

14

258

I turned 38 today.

1556

228

86416

They're always the best jokes

15

2

1628

I was in Atlanta for a wedding and visited the Coke Museum

22

6

1373

Easy Butternut squash soup

37

7

2430

Relive that first kiss

10

6

830

It's very real

36

10

2787

Light rain in the forecast

27

4

1562

Frozen pizza on the grill for July 29

29

3

879

Cinnamon toast crunch

22

8

474

I made a calzone on the grill

27

6

1440

The wrong people are in charge.

2037

58

109521

Abolish time slavery

76

3

3960

Wit errrrms werrrrrd erpen

6

2

947

Boooooo bitch

12

1

790

It's a meeeee

19

3

1973

I turned 38 yesterday (follow up)

6

4

874

Two important things.

56

6

3111

It's my cake day. So I did this:

12

0

1273