JackBandit5

758 pts ยท April 11, 2018


I would shit a lot more if I had a toilet swing.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, but what if the conspiracy is right???? Mine is, I know it.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So a decade ago you got a house for 150k which is probably now worth 3-400k. Congratulations.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think he should. In an abandoned desert.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imma need something stronger. Like opiates.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're 60, you're still 40. Just 40 and then some.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Holy cow

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But that's where all the flavor is

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crackheads aren't uncomfortable around crack though. Infact they're the only ones who aren't. If you're not, I'm assuming you've smoked it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's BEAUUUTIFUL!!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol americans are so stupid, even the deer

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cat is cute though

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have no rock climbing experience and I could climb this faster.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would die if I found this lol

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plot twist, there's drugs in the pokeballs

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks super uncomfortable

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At first I'm like I don't see it, but then I looked closely.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's my fetish

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That is impressive. What I find most difficult is to get one to act without the other. That's what I've been trying to teach lately.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yo my dog would lose her shit I think.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean when you were talking about riding did you not ask what his ride was?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

far too treacherous for a riding mower

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say that's a lot of work for one fish.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's so cute. My one has an underbite, not nearly as serious, but omg she is adorable for it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does she even realize?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I swear dogs smile. Is it just me? My one dog had dimples, I swear it!!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't even fathom this sort of freedom.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Can you imagine having orgasms so much they stopped being fun? Yeah fuck that, ugh, I'm so sorry you have to go through that.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's so romantic.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0