IshouldBeInBedAlready

57060 pts ยท December 20, 2012


What did I say that brought you here? It wasn't that bad, was it? Or is it because you found out I'm a girl and you're looking for hot pictures? Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not hot. I just have a good, old-fashioned vagina. Go on back to browsing Most Viral - Newest. Javert/DickButt/Cony2012.

Lemonade anyone?

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At my local pottery place.

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MRW some idiot at the bar says he wont sleep with a girl if she's been with a black guy

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Tried to get one of those lightning "day time" posts and it split my picture. How the fuck are you guys successful at taking those photos? Ugh.

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As a female when it's that time of the month

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I had the world's saddest breakfast at 7:00am when I left Florida for central Illinois. Can you blame me for being sad?

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I'm not sure why, but you needed to see this today. Carry on.

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It's been a while since you heard his voice in your head. Here you go.

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FUCK. Missed my cakeday and all I have for you is a butt ton of extra Reese's paper things.

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Mom just sent me this. Heh.

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I like these fun treats whilst youtubing.

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For you mobile users

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Let us not forget some of the other awesome rolls Robin Williams was in.

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15 minutes left of Veterans Day where I am. Thought I would share kind words for someone.

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Mom's cat pees in the toilet, but not if there's anyone in the bathroom. Mom FINALLY got sneak-up picture.

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Hey Usersub. I time travelled today! Ok Whatever. I'm bored on the toilet. Entertain me.

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Please stop what you're doing and give this horse a kiss. He's my Neigh-bor.

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If you are not familiar with comedian Al Jackson, you should be.

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This could save your life one day.

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My coffee was awful today.

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Mom texted me this. It was posted near where she lives. Is this one of you guys?

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Doggy Fischer?

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Taken 3 is coming.

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As someone from the Midwest: Dear Weather,

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I just don't see too many uncircumcised dicks in the women's bathroom

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When you get a "Please Donate" pamphlet in the mail from your college...

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This is the dumbest joke. I laughed.

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When people don't understand what it's like to have depression, they're all just like

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Living in the Midwest, the roads are almost clear of the ice. I just turned around and looked out my window. Fuck.

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Yeah, yeah... The text isn't outlined, the font is wrong, whatever. Money Pit deserves a spot somewhere around here.

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NASA's image of the King Fire in Northern California. I believe that's Lake Tahoe to the right.

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It was only a matter of time before these two linked up.

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I COULD NOT sleep last night. So I Imgured for like 10 hours. I forget how much the usersub community is awesome. Thanks!

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Have you heard of condoms?

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Thanks for the Toothbrush

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Friend posted to Facebook. I couldn't help myself. I had to share.

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It's my birthday and I'm celebrating it alone. Here's my gift to myself. Join my party!

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I'm from a small, racist, sexist town in Illinois, but my heart melted when I found out we will be legalizing gay marriage.

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I'm feeling generous today, Imgur. Please enjoy this potato of a straight stop light which looks curved.

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So I literally saw a post on imgur, stopped scrolling, stood up, and walked to the nearest gas station to make this.

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Cruising IMDb last night, I found out Brigitte the Dog has her own page as an actress. (Modern Family)

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I feel like I'm friends with you usersubmitters today. How about a sunrise from a plane?

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Meet my coworker's dog, Harley.

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I think it's my cakeday, and I'm 2,000 miles from home. Can we share dad thoughts today?

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I heard some rustling outside and saw a guy going through the bins. My coworker got a pic of me giving him $5.

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Apparently my mom's cat is startled by bugs.

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Heard you guys like mildly odd things. Here's my reverse roll of tape. Neither side is sticky.

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I felt a strong grab on my butt recently at a bar. Turns out, the dude wanted to rape someone that night.

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I loved a guy for over 10 years. I recently stumbled upon this bad poem I wrote him and I still wonder what would have been

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I live in Illinois, mom lives in California. She just sent me this

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I finally let imgur influence me 1st hand. That little "Diva" is a pin!

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The Colorado River is frozen.

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It's my birthday! So I present to you the cheeky alcohol by volume of this delicious Devil Stout

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Caption that doesn't ruin punchlines.

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With Sochi coming up...

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Buzzfeed stole my picture of a coworker and made him....famous?

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Facebook friend posted this from Costa Rica. I think we should adopt this currency.

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