IronCobra

129341 pts · May 29, 2012


If someone figured out the exact amount of weights you needed to lift to look great... it was Albert Einsten.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Called my bank. They strongly disagree.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Looks delicious.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I always expect the skater to get hit by a car.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was a magic trick.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Easy. His name is Taka Taka.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My mom used them to teach the cat not to get on the furniture. Worked like a charm.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's racist.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's just a public company that needs to make money for its shareholders.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

When you have that "my lawn looks like a golf fairway" money.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't wait for Microsoft's White Shooter Simulator.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew him from his work in George of the Jungle's OST. Great South African singer.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Translation: *Unintelligible rooster sound in Spanish* Really asshole?! Really?! Yeah asshole, you don't let us sleep. See it's not the same

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It doesn't matter that Obi is 10, because he will live forever.. and ever and ever.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Terry likes playing the flute.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My favorite part about that show is how the explain things to me like the stupid idiot I am.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is no one going to comment on that extremely up and away "strike"?

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

What's a face book?

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

YES

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Getting to work every Monday like ?noredirect

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

George stopped writing, gave producers bullet points of what happened... exactly like the show feels, like putting check marks on a list.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, it's gonna be different. White walkers use the zombie logic, strength in numbers. Only good fighters are the lieutenants.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Things that are ok to say about cats, but not humans for $400 Alex.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: In 2030, people are gonna laugh at this image when they have 5PB usb sticks.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"You're clear to board your flight... Btw you might want to have that brain tumor checked out".

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Flóki the rat... yes.. I like your style.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Morning wood

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9900X with 2060 is like mixing your 20 year old Dom Perignon with Minute Maid Orange Juice. Build looks clean and neat though.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Front paws are too much for me to handle.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0